you will learn on the job duhh lol

it’s still moments when people order s*** and i have no idea wtf they’re talking about. every moment is a learning experience

you are correct

but buying is a perfect guarantee and can be a convo starter if you’re really super shy. if i have a moment where i don’t know what to say, i can just ask them what they want lol

Fair enough

how tf will I learn ? Did u have someone train u on how to make the most basic popular drinks?

like every job, it’s a mixture of both. i had someone train me but there were also moments where people came in and ordered something that i didn’t know how to make. so they just coached me through it

once you get the lingo down, it’s easier. like, a vodka redbull is literally just a vodka with redbull lol. “on the rocks” just means with ice

i have no idea what that other s*** you mentioned in the OP is though. but to be fair, i just work at a hotel bar so it’s not that much variety where i’m at

Why

idk something about it being too extreme for a noob

What the hell

vodka tonic with a lime has grown on me.

fw the fruity drinks, but beer and more traditional wells have really grown on me.

I might go for a long island if i'm feeling good lol.

People ITT beyond square. You’ll be feeling yourself and having a ball off some vodka redbulls

Just ask for milk

order a vodka soda with a lime that's my go to. when you go to order ask to open a tab and give them your card. every time you go for a drink say your name and say "add it to my tab"

at the end of the night ask them to close the tab and they'll charge you and give your card back

Don’t listen to these people, order a gin tonic and have a good night bro don’t worry too much about it just go with the flow

alright guys so do i give them my card and ask for the drinks on my tab?

Also when im done, do i just ask for my card back ?

If you're opening a tab, you'll give them your card when you order or receive your first drink. When you want to close it, just say so. Be sure to or you may be charged for their holding it, not to mention you'll need to pick it up the next day

i only b ordering long island teas

Moscow Mule from the list in OP.

if they have them, three jager bombs all in a row

I feel like you may be slightly overthinking this

all these are valid

Update: tried Moscow mule and a vodka soda (sprite instead of 7up)

Currently crossed

ayo this s*** was mad expensive. $15 for a vodka soda and $18 for a moscow mule

also are yall tipping bartenders? Didnt tip for the vodka soda, but tipped for the moscow mule

Make sure to ask about S***on the Beach part 2