cute thread .

most of y’all will go to hell havent you watched the good place

Most people prob go to hell anyway

Lol nigga since when does heaven have to be “realistic” ?

since yesterday

Bruh nah no we ain’t finna do this

Heaven is....

luv

Imagine going to Heaven and there's a nigga at the gate like "Nah big man, we ain't got no room for ya. Wait outside."

And who the fire marshall -- Satan??

Well if it only existed

they got pizza ovens in heaven that get up to 800°

Everything has been calculated

Already we always hungry for something in this world how is it when the choices become limitless one gets bored smh poverty ass thinking

If you imagine it going to be a constant fiesta then you just one uncreative f***

Hell is where the real party is at

Chilling with god and smoking some of that burning bush with moses

Being in peak physical form because of the gym and trainer I have in my heaven mansion

Getting to have nightly marital s***with the ultimate perfect girl of your dreams. Not even one that you can compare to any celebrity or model out there. Some s*** you’ve never seen before

Me and all the other homies that made it to heaven will be getting lit on the regular

we gotta link up when we get there fam

Hell’s probably crowded as f***, which just adds to the effect of it being hell

Off topic, but I wish reincarnation was real because sometimes it bums me out that this was the only shot at life I got.

wanna go check op?