just put some similar jobs in your work experience to the field your applying but make it as vague as possible

Interviewer: Would you mind explaining this employment gap?

Interviewee: Yes of course, during that time I was involved in an extensive research I conducted myself relating to the human brain and how p*** has long term effects on your mind.

lol exactly, just put down phonenumbers of your friends as referrals

Just fycking lie

Everything's a fycking scam play ball