i'm just sitting here listening to mac demarco dude

nothing is sacred

People still read pitchfork?

I saw this and Craigs thing on twitter and I think its half valid. read mark fisher and you'll understand why

Depends on who she's talking about.

stfu

Keep

What album and song

B****fork making teens mad again

Pop music is amazing but music nerds overanalyzing it is dumb

Pop was on life support in 09, it died in 2016

How hard is it to just listen to s*** that you think sounds good

Whats with all this extra s***

its a reflection of the general public and passive consumption habits. the meme s*** and being apathetic towards that is valid and jokes but you can't really escape this theoretically or materially

reviews like this make me want to barf (obviously the tweet's a parody, but really not that far off from Pitchfork's main s***). Bros pulling out their online thesaurus just to make something simple more complex and ends up sounding super pretentious.

this is how they gas up Phoebe tho but they wanna kill me when I point it out

phoebe wears bone shirt and always looks like she stopped crying 5 mins ago and all of a sudden she's the only thing stopping 9th grade trombone player Celeste from killing herself

Yeah. It’s like your high school teacher who tries to read s*** into a book that isn’t there

Except for Clairo, Lana Del Rey, Vampire Weekend, and Lil Durk, whose music is all layered with complex themes and motifs about love, life, pain, and innocence

Pitchfork reviews were always satire even though they're not aware of it.

someone doesn't listen to Clairo

Sounds like someone with good taste

Where’s the Halsey tweet