Rolling something fatter than good king Wenceslas
Can’t forget to mention that, pockets on Santa’s sack
Wrists looking colder than the place where Santa’s at

And he just dropped me off a new glock that came with a beam on its nose like Rudolph
After licking off a few shots this s*** will leave you colder than a winter in New Paltz

And if we catch you acting naughty then these .556s might just turn you into Frosty

Yeah, we might just turn you to a Frosty
Presents for everybody and s*** is mad costly
F*** what it cost me, I got a bad shawty
My nice list’s priceless and that’s never where she’ll not be

I told em "X mas" cause I need more exes
If you celibate, does that mean you're really a sexist?
I ain't wanna wake up, think I care about breakfast?
Had to take shorty down south, ass got bigger in Texas

Ooh baby I like it raw, smoking dirt weed with the elves and f***ing on Mrs Claus

‘Twas the night before Christmas
& all thru the trap
Not a d*** dealer was serving
Not even a dap

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
but the very next day
you gave it away.

feeling like santa i got hoes hoes hoes
slidin down the chimney remember kickin does does does
im smokin cookies pourin foe foe foes

I came up with a funny lox and Jada pinkett bar the other and now I'm upset that I can't remember it.

It made no sense but it sounded hard in my head

(rx neph flow)
your b**** on my spear like she a britney
she put that p**** on my log, ooowee!
p**** was like a wardell stephen curry three
like a bad ref, let a tec fly on an opp
you know i watched a ghibli film for some box
im down to a four a day, the lean got me where i cant take a s***
see a fat pawg with a nice ass she a six but i still might hit

i got the draco on me 4 a reason
i think juan soto caused the gulf war
drove my 10 speed off ket into his porche door
jumping straight out of a record store in ecuador
u can see my chain thru 5 percent tint
fit so damn bad you get cropped out my pic
im turning orange county into the new yemen
glock with a switch im not afraid like eminem

Only things that’s on my Christmas wishlist
Is a fat blunt and a whole lotta b****es

Yellow ice on him, I'm pissin' that
Froze him with the pole, he's lickin' that

I’m Home Alone wit yo b****
Yeah she on my naughty list
We’re under that mistletoe
But I gave her whole body a kiss

And I’m putting my soul in this, coal is good if you want heat then just pull up like towin sleds, tongue just got stuck to the pole again, colder than Fargo I feel like a Coen but SoCal ain’t so bad
Really I exaggerate
Don’t be surprised when you’re peelin the packaging
That one’s not from Santa it’s..
I’ll let you figure it out
I’m like Frozone or Yettis with snow cones I think bout the ozone while bundled in layers
Come to my underground lair
Long underwear we can share
Package say handle with care and it’s whiter than a couple of Karens
We can just bunk at your parents
Hibernate 3000 years like the flautist who rapped about polar bear nails yeah

i got rocks in my socks like i been a bad boy
and everyday is christmas the way i buy toys
breaking down the work same color as egg nog
i spin the block like the sonic the hedgehog

the shaun white of the hard white
i’ve touched snow more than a f***ing snowboard

my b i can’t do all xmas bars its too hard my brain don’t work like that

i love roc nation and i love jay z
but on the west side im screamin f*** KD

I’m too hot to handle like the doorknob in Home Alone
Break a b**** off like the end of a Toblerone
The way I made the p**** bus you’d think My Neighbor Totoro
This is not a whip, I just put spinners on a mobile home

Bomboclot she whined up on my cocky tiger

She done made my me whine up her piece yuh whine up her piece (hook x2)

b**** name gilbert

You can have it your way, how do you want it
You gon' back that thing up or should i push up on it
Break it down for you now, baby it's simple
If you be a nympho, I'll be a nympho

Got the magic stick, I'm the love doctor
Have your friends teasing you 'bout how sprung I gotcha
Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider

i haven’t watched tototo so i don’t get that reference but it’s still hilarious lmfao

You gotta watch that dawg, thats a classic

lmfao

Who's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I got a question if I may? (Yeah)

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass

Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his p**** went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it

But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up