(Biggie voice)

My shells bring hell where all the elves dwell,
hollowtips whistle past mistletoe, unmissable

I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make the s*** disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me, homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie

They call me the fruit loop from Jupiter
I'm tryna maneuver the Hoover up in your poop chute
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so f***in' far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus

Blizzard of bars

tara reid bikini reference yea you def 30+

it’s eminem lyrics lmaoooo

but yeah i am lmao

In the whip and she’s giving me Will Toledo/
Put it down right, then I left, I got the cheat code/
They tryna toe the line like a free throw/
Stay in your lane or get a violation cause I mean those

Couldn’t think of Christmas bars rn lmao happy holidays tho, this thread is fire

Kicking back and getting faded
Balto with the pack, my dogs all medicated
Sugar plum imagination
Stick you for that syrup like a Haitian
I'm Dean Martin out in Vegas
Not a creature stirring, all the martinis shaken

10pm bullet train got me cruising to the city
thinking bout last night feeling on her kitty
f*** i hope this christmas isn’t s***ty
cause family drama poppin like Janet jackson titty

it’s deep, goes years back, splinter turned to a crack turned to an abyss. it’s only my grandfather that I miss

didn’t realize how he held it all together in a house he built, i was born in chaos but over there i found bliss
now the whole fam on tilt tilt tilt
got the crib rattling like it’s on stilt stilt stilt
rattle in the crib like newborn baby, i wilt

and across oceans in Gaza newborn babies just got killed
Christmas Eve in Bethlehem can’t hear a sound, blood in the silt

Merry Christmas y’all and free Palestine

I dip my d*** in dua lipi
in and out like houdini
shippin pounds like pablo
f*** my ex she a thot ho
my future unrivaled
ktt for survival
d*** tall like the eiffel
one kiss is all it takes, ight hoe?

i can drop this ball off in an hour or less
now that’s what i call the polar express

I'll f*** up your holiday bliss
turn your girl into your ex miss

all he wants for christmas is an asian waifu
but it looks like it’s gonna be a silent naitu

My dawg in here

table full of orange chicken
santa hat gets some flicks in

table full of orange chicken is a hilarious bar

my b**** shop online she got 400 in the cart
i get off the d**** choke my b**** just like she bart

the ghost of christmas future told me ima do more molly than future

when santa wasnt looking I diddled mrs clause cooter

Merry Christmas Eve my guy

Right back at you

seven fishes and ya bish ain’t one of them