s*** is cringe man like how much in denial have you got to be about a device having a chokehold over your existence passing up on a million racks for a life of scrolling on some slop to keep you amused smh

there is a reason that the people who design social media don't let their offspring use the platforms because they know how it's destroying their potential to have a fruitful experience on this planet.

I mean... it's hypothetical
If you actually got that million for me though then bet

Imma be calling people from the rotary housephone like
'yeah I'll be there at 8 o'clock on the dot

Yeah I'll set off about 30 minutes early to account for delays that would otherwise make me miss that time.

I'll be wearing a neon green jacket so you can spot me easier

I'll also tell the receptionist where to find me so you can ask them on arrival

I'll wait for 30 minutes & if you don't show up I'll wave down a cab because I can't use Uber

Oh yeah the holiday you're right

Can I also come over to yours on Thursday evening around 6:15PM (traffic permitting) to print out my itinerary & booking details?

Yeah the airline usually uses app based E Tickets but if I fill out the form online to check-in, they'll allow me to print my ticket at the airport '

I can make 2 million off a smartphone

i mean the smartphone has actual huge convenient use aside from scrolling bro
but obv gimme a milly ill jsut carry my laptop everywhere

Ill be walking around with an ipad like an elderly tourist

sure, but until world governments crack down on zuckerfuck and co. designing the platforms in ways that are intended to groom chuldren into becoming addicted to their services than they can suck a f*** as far as I'm concerned.

i disagree with smartphones on an ethical level... mostly

Some things are worth more than money

Like browsing ktt2 on the s***ter

i'm more of a browsing the s***ter while on ktt2 kinda guy, but alas each to their own

Just say you got no b****es calling your phone bruh

Every Drogon thread feels like the fifth page of a normal thread. What got us here. I need context

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