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  • May 30, 2023
    Smoking Rules

    Germans are so soft now. Get hit by one car and they’re like “Tut mir leid, dass Sie mich mit Ihrem Auto überfahren haben, Herr. Es war meine Schuld, dass ich am Leben war”

  • May 30, 2023
    Kenig

    Thank god they didnt seek any damages

    im fine but shocked im at work here but my bike is f***ed

    I dunno if I was in the wrong or not I thought it was green

    Kenig after getting run over by a car

  • May 30, 2023
    Benjy

    OAK thread type beat

    No cap, I was CERTAIN that he would be the OP of this thread before I opened it

  • May 30, 2023

    I’m glad u are ok @op

  • May 30, 2023
    Benjy

    OAK thread type beat

    Just got hit by a car and now I'm in jail

  • May 30, 2023

    how fast was the car going @op

    if its a somewhat busy intersection maybe there were witnesses

  • Smoking Rules

    Germans are so soft now. Get hit by one car and they’re like “Tut mir leid, dass Sie mich mit Ihrem Auto überfahren haben, Herr. Es war meine Schuld, dass ich am Leben war”

  • Imagining OP laid out like a family guy character on his phone posting this thread immediately after getting smacked

  • May 30, 2023

    Real for showing up to work 💪🏼

  • May 30, 2023
    Illermatic

    go get xray for hand