hayabusa

6y

op stomach was sounding like a jetsonmade beat

JMC

6y

op uber eats driver was standing outside the door like

Mac Wit Da Cheese

6y

I once heard a story of a friend of a friends brother who took a s*** that was so big it wouldn’t flush so he put it in a pot and boiled it down. No idea if it’s true but story always stuck with me and I pray that it never comes down to that for me

Theheartbreakkid

6y

So you went through all that pain, and then continue to torture yourself by eating Church's?

Mac Wit Da Cheese

6y

I once heard a story of a friend of a friends brother who took a s*** that was so big it wouldn’t flush so he put it in a pot and boiled it down. No idea if it’s true but story always stuck with me and I pray that it never comes down to that for me

3Dots

6y

POV of op

Mac Wit Da Cheese

6y

I once heard a story of a friend of a friends brother who took a s*** that was so big it wouldn’t flush so he put it in a pot and boiled it down. No idea if it’s true but story always stuck with me and I pray that it never comes down to that for me

Slingshot

6y

It took about 1 hour and 20 minutes. 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure pain. My entire lower body felt like it was getting pushed apart. Every single tiny movement of the big fella sent shockwaves of horrific pain throughout my body. It felt as if I was pushing a decked out ford f150 through my cavern. I almost blacked out twice and had to give some of the most forceful pushes of my entire life to get it to move at all. I was shaking and almost in tears.

Whole time my uber eats driver dropped my food off at the door at my apartment so Im trying to rush this mf out so nobody steals my Church’s chicken. Even with me rushing I sat on that marble throne for another agonizing hour in excruciating pain. Once the final tanker exited my anus I felt a sense of relief that I have not felt on this scale before.

I now respect women much more knowing that they will give birth to a child much larger than my little fecal excretion. I didn’t even think to look at that mf after it came out, I just wanted it out of my life and in the past.

Now I come to you all asking how I can ensure this will never ever happen again in the next however many years I experience life on this planet. I will eat and do anything.

JMC

6y

stomach going through purgatory and he go an immediately pound some church's chicken op abusing his bowels

kd9822

6y

That’s what it feels like to get f***ed by a huge cock

kd9822

6y

That’s what it feels like to get f***ed by a huge cock

hayabusa

6y

op stomach was sounding like a jetsonmade beat

JMC

6y

op uber eats driver was standing outside the door like