hayabusa

6y

op stomach was sounding like a jetsonmade beat

You Disappoint Me

6y

this should be an automatic ban

Mac Wit Da Cheese

6y

Lmao it’s an actual story I heard in middle school I’m not even trolling

Slingshot

6y

so does anybody know how to make sure this doesnt happen? Im scared to take another s***. just take a laxative?? eat broccoli?

Gordon Elliot Show

6y

Drink water 6 glasses of water a day and eat something green almost everyday (veg or fruit not meaning sour patch kids). Also stop eating that fast food s***.

STAY HYDRATED. SODA DOESN'T COUNT

Slingshot

6y

I did fall off from my gallon a day days, need to get back on that fr

You think broccoli is a good food to help tho? I think it got a lotta fiber, ill go cop a bag asap if so

Mac Wit Da Cheese

6y

I once heard a story of a friend of a friends brother who took a s*** that was so big it wouldn’t flush so he put it in a pot and boiled it down. No idea if it’s true but story always stuck with me and I pray that it never comes down to that for me

YaBoyKev

6y

And to answer your question OP, you probably got a tapeworm. Happens to the best of us

YaBoyKev

6y

And to answer your question OP, you probably got a tapeworm. Happens to the best of us

Slingshot

6y

It took about 1 hour and 20 minutes. 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure pain. My entire lower body felt like it was getting pushed apart. Every single tiny movement of the big fella sent shockwaves of horrific pain throughout my body. It felt as if I was pushing a decked out ford f150 through my cavern. I almost blacked out twice and had to give some of the most forceful pushes of my entire life to get it to move at all. I was shaking and almost in tears.

Whole time my uber eats driver dropped my food off at the door at my apartment so Im trying to rush this mf out so nobody steals my Church’s chicken. Even with me rushing I sat on that marble throne for another agonizing hour in excruciating pain. Once the final tanker exited my anus I felt a sense of relief that I have not felt on this scale before.

I now respect women much more knowing that they will give birth to a child much larger than my little fecal excretion. I didn’t even think to look at that mf after it came out, I just wanted it out of my life and in the past.

Now I come to you all asking how I can ensure this will never ever happen again in the next however many years I experience life on this planet. I will eat and do anything.

Tgtkftiwb19

6y

Damn I know the feeling. The last time I did drank and did dabs I had the worst s*** of my life. It was like pure inferno escaping from my anus. The bad thing was whatever turd it was, it just kept coming out. Like it didn’t feel like it was the end of the first turd. A long burning log. It wasn’t even liquid fire. That I can handle. Literally big long burning solid s***. Very hard to push out. It took me nearly 30 minutes to complete. My friend kept checking on me. After that my anus felt like someone took a blow torch to it. Shortly after I kept puking my guts out for like an hour. A very embarrassing night.

Oj Or

6y

Im in litera tears picturing op crying on the toilet satan escaping his a****** while a Churchs Chicken bag sits at his doorstep and he immediately digs in to some wings after he flushes

Jalen Brunson Fan

6y

Bro??