Beamo23

4y

Live here, can confirm

fiveprestos

4y

You’re laughing. He’s done miracles on me and you’re laughing.

AudioConsulting

4y

Help me dress better, fam. But don’t insult my fit too much. Critique not insult…..you get me? 😒

HoneyBunny

4y

Man shut the f*** up we've waited 2.5 years for this and have had the worst droughts and gotten our hopes up countless times and have heard half of the f***ing album and no one thought Hurricane and I Know God Breathe On This were album material but what do you know they're on there and it's 10 f***ing songs and I have 4 of them on my phone already it's seriously frustrating af f*** this s*** Ye really hates us dude cares about fashion more it's over I'm f***ing done this s*** better be life changing and each song better be 10 mins long or I will kill myself on twitch for the ktt fam I swear to god the Kardashian curse is real at least JIK is fire but what the f*** is this I'm done fam f*** this

sace

4y

So I’m in Cancun. Took a last minute solo trip because yolo. Had nothing to do so posted on r/Cancun, anyone in Cancun and want to hit the clubs. This shorty says she’s down. It’s a 30 something year old white lady. So we hit the beach party, shorty pays for me idk why. I’ve only been drunk like 3 times so I’m downing these bad boys like crazy, start getting drunk af. Take my shirt off, and going crazy. Had girls recording me, coming up to me, next thing I know the 30 year old is making out with me, people think she’s my girl which was cringe because she wasn’t my type. Actually I think she was lying and telling people I’m her bf. Then we leave the party, I’m drunk. Can’t go into the hotel because no guests. She sneaks in through the beach in the back, I smash her on the beach and we get caught by hotel security, they keep saying they’re calling the police. I’m shook so we go to another part of the beach. And we start smashing again and we get caught by another security from another hotel. So had to pay the hotel guy 20 bucks, was shook.

Tldr: I smashed a middle aged Reddit user and got caught

Chelly

4y

Said it before and I’ll say it again, Kanye needs to develop a serious heroin habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.

He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling pills on the side to fuel his addiction as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get arrested for possession and do a stint in jail, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. The #FreeKanye movement would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment.

Kanye would get out, get clean, and become the face of the opiate epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Yeezy explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addiction. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.

The best possible thing kanye could do for his career is to start doing as much dog food as possible, as soon as possible.