You know the crab like money
You know the sponge like fun
Know the star keeps shining
Know the squid likes guns
the essay
He feeling guilty about this s*** he posted that flew under the radar
I hope Drake is 2002 era Eminem locked in right now
Drake about to drop nail in the coffin
https://ktt2.com/so-no-more-battle-tested-excuses-right-kendrick-killed-yall-32570340 en brasil
cara cala a boca
only 1 user can go off on mental breakdown rants like that and its also the same nigga who thinks he invented the smoking duck
make a post who created the smoking duck emote. I bet you the origin story is crazy if you can find it
kanker
So this was about future right :
Niggas ain't got love for the boy, so they fake it
Crack a couple jokes to some b****es on some snake s***
But if I send a verse to they ass, then they'll take it
Shoot a video, arm around me like we aces
Or pop out at my shows, jump around with me on stages
Probably why these hoes love to shower me with praises
Might've f***ed a rapper, girl, but you ain't f***ed Drake yet
Yeah
Yall thot i wasnt gonna have a thread? Nah nah nah no more simmering we breaking it down right now and adding more points to the "im always right" board 😭😭😂
This nigga said im the biggest hater and then went on to list every molecule and cell he hates about Drake
This nigga not only said Drakes names straight up multiple times he also called out all his weed carriers by name and begged them to crash out
The first beat he sat Drake down like "the boy" he is and gave him a stern talk before he whooped his ass in the beat switch
When you know we got some s*** that still needs address"
Drake is such a thirsty 2face groupie i told yall. From trying to get Keem, from the khaled song mention, to being at kendrick concerts etc. while Kendrick just ignores him. AND Kendrick brings up the smoke Drake been ducking for 10 years since Control & the BET cypher when he cried to Elliot and Angies like mommy n daddy suggesting Kendrick should be blackballed, while later on also calls out all his sneak dissing he does not pnly to him but to others as well but yet claims "he want smoke"
Called bro a groupie b**** and an attention hoe at the same time while throwing up he might be secret flags that is boxing women out for his own shine - plus the accusations of Sexy Redd being a plant and Drake being paid to promote, so shes not "real"
A nigga calling you a degenerate is crazy. He calling that nigga out for being extra thirsty for a response over a FEATURE, making up lies such as the AI track he tried to push as him, trying to disturb & instigate his family ties with TDE & for disrespecting the dead, AND schizo posting all over IG about him. A DESPERATE CORNBALL DEGENERATE
A hit at Drakes mob cosplay but always wants to posture as "unity" and "love" in interviews and online. His later bars about him desperately trying to be more stereotypical "black" & mob fairytales is in the same ballpark while saying hes just a fake instead of being who he really is.
Calling him out for s***ting on and bullying Pharrell who is not only a rap beloved legend but also a defenseless PRODUCER. Sp hes hopping in to even the score as a Rapper himself. But not only that, Drake has infinished business with Pusha T. Hes attacking a producer and thristy for Kendrick, while he steadily ignores Pusha T without a real reply who really violated him. Which lead to Kendrick saying why you mad at me, the nigga you actually ducking actually violated you, but im actually more dangerous.
Drake is worst than a snitch and done worst, and the s*** that Drake done makes Gunna look like an angel in comparison
Once a lame always a lame no matter what they do they will be it
The hellcat etc. bars are about Drake saying he bout to go Demon, Kendrick is egging him on while using multiple wordplays with the word demon. Also "Everybody wannabe demon till they get chipped by a throwaway" Drake calims hes a demon and a goat yet hes so easily in his feelings over a throwaway verse aka a FEATURE that got him so upset from a 4foot midget
Saying Drake is better as a singer than a rapper and hes more "him" when hes in a singer mode while also discrediting his skill and career as a rapper. Which goes into his later bars about "just keep making me dance (hnm) then we wont have a problem"
Calling out his d***riders directly from fans to the industry. And he makes this bait bar on purpose because how desperate Drake fans are to attribute his projects as classics. While also instigating the same ol tale in rap of "but does drake really have a classic??" to create messy discourse on purpose and to sow doubt, once again. He also calls out hardcore Drake d***riders & his weed carriers multiple times later on in the song
Talking about when Drake used to be a f***ed up contract of multiple handlers. Where he cried online, on record and in interviews about it even said hes going to shoot up the ymcmb office like school shooter if nothing i changed. Which is part of why he released IYRTITL, WATTBA & More Life back to back to convince the courts to let him go. So kendrick is saying you were actually in this situation, so why are you talking down on me supposedly being in that situation as well even tho its a lie? Degenerate hypocrite
A shot at Drake, again, for being thirsty. And a critique of him having all this time to schizo post and make up stories and literal AI tracks, dpnt you jave a son like me that needs attention tho? Discrediting him as a father while also calling him stuck online. While also making references to Pusha T calling him out over his child & his baby mother s***ting on him online about him being a piece of s***. Also they're split custody, so he really wouldnt know what its like to be aroind and raise a kid 24/7. As kendrick goes to list some of the many things it takes to raise a kid and how much time it takes. Kendrick still only took 16 days to respond tho while Drake took 14 lol. Same time basically, but one has a constant family
A dig at Drake, once again crying, about "20v1" which doesnt even have anything to do with Kendrick, that would be Metro's doing. But even if so, Drake not only has writers and ghost writers, but now hes bringing AI into it of passed away and living people while also causing confusion about tracks legitimacy from him and Kendrick. So Kendrick is saying you also got 20 niggas. All them writers ghost n not, all the AI of ghosts and living & not only that, im not even sure what record is real or fake (like the whitney record) because of you so what am i suppose to do or get at you degenerate clown. While again letting him know he knows who his people is
Saying Drake and co. are a bunch of wave riders, and not only that theyre using Rap which is literally an American made thing so liking him to "culture vultures" and not only that, again, hes saying they have to come to america to get big they cant get nig in canada thus d*** riding wave riders stealing culture. And that they can pretend all they want but they will never know what Rap actually means to America especially since they didnt grow up in it nor know the struggle, thus they will never be able to trully be it while reaping the benefits. And they cant match the violence & pain, so dont push it - the violence & pain is literally in the DNA of America and notably Rap which is why it was created in the first place that could only come from somewhere like America
Kendrick not only killed this nigga with bars and insults but also brought up facts AND made it go all the way there. Oh and he called every nigga's name under the sun and in the book LMAO. AND Kendrick responded to both Drake tracks you know he was mad af and rewrote the whole s*** over the weekend after that clown show of the AI west coast niggas are not happy about that cornball bullshit. Kendrick sonned and embarrassed Drake AND his whole team including boogeyman Chubbs. You niggas got punked💀💀😭
!https://youtu.be/rdTteUVIGjw?si=LaJce9wZyiVLDMZCguy who write this is pushing 40 btw
cosplaying as a pglang member
stans man
He feeling guilty about this s*** he posted that flew under the radar
Nun to be guilty about I really did that
I hope Drake is 2002 era Eminem locked in right now
If em is actually rapping good and the album has decent beats without Skylar Grey, 2024 might be one for the books
I hope Drake is 2002 era Eminem locked in right now

bro opened the folder for this one
dont even get me started...
What’s crazy is that whole rant would’ve gotten more attention as a post on here than its own thread lmao
Yall thot i wasnt gonna have a thread? Nah nah nah no more simmering we breaking it down right now and adding more points to the "im always right" board 😭😭😂
This nigga said im the biggest hater and then went on to list every molecule and cell he hates about Drake
This nigga not only said Drakes names straight up multiple times he also called out all his weed carriers by name and begged them to crash out
The first beat he sat Drake down like "the boy" he is and gave him a stern talk before he whooped his ass in the beat switch
When you know we got some s*** that still needs address"
Drake is such a thirsty 2face groupie i told yall. From trying to get Keem, from the khaled song mention, to being at kendrick concerts etc. while Kendrick just ignores him. AND Kendrick brings up the smoke Drake been ducking for 10 years since Control & the BET cypher when he cried to Elliot and Angies like mommy n daddy suggesting Kendrick should be blackballed, while later on also calls out all his sneak dissing he does not pnly to him but to others as well but yet claims "he want smoke"
Called bro a groupie b**** and an attention hoe at the same time while throwing up he might be secret flags that is boxing women out for his own shine - plus the accusations of Sexy Redd being a plant and Drake being paid to promote, so shes not "real"
A nigga calling you a degenerate is crazy. He calling that nigga out for being extra thirsty for a response over a FEATURE, making up lies such as the AI track he tried to push as him, trying to disturb & instigate his family ties with TDE & for disrespecting the dead, AND schizo posting all over IG about him. A DESPERATE CORNBALL DEGENERATE
A hit at Drakes mob cosplay but always wants to posture as "unity" and "love" in interviews and online. His later bars about him desperately trying to be more stereotypical "black" & mob fairytales is in the same ballpark while saying hes just a fake instead of being who he really is.
Calling him out for s***ting on and bullying Pharrell who is not only a rap beloved legend but also a defenseless PRODUCER. Sp hes hopping in to even the score as a Rapper himself. But not only that, Drake has infinished business with Pusha T. Hes attacking a producer and thristy for Kendrick, while he steadily ignores Pusha T without a real reply who really violated him. Which lead to Kendrick saying why you mad at me, the nigga you actually ducking actually violated you, but im actually more dangerous.
Drake is worst than a snitch and done worst, and the s*** that Drake done makes Gunna look like an angel in comparison
Once a lame always a lame no matter what they do they will be it
The hellcat etc. bars are about Drake saying he bout to go Demon, Kendrick is egging him on while using multiple wordplays with the word demon. Also "Everybody wannabe demon till they get chipped by a throwaway" Drake calims hes a demon and a goat yet hes so easily in his feelings over a throwaway verse aka a FEATURE that got him so upset from a 4foot midget
Saying Drake is better as a singer than a rapper and hes more "him" when hes in a singer mode while also discrediting his skill and career as a rapper. Which goes into his later bars about "just keep making me dance (hnm) then we wont have a problem"
Calling out his d***riders directly from fans to the industry. And he makes this bait bar on purpose because how desperate Drake fans are to attribute his projects as classics. While also instigating the same ol tale in rap of "but does drake really have a classic??" to create messy discourse on purpose and to sow doubt, once again. He also calls out hardcore Drake d***riders & his weed carriers multiple times later on in the song
Talking about when Drake used to be a f***ed up contract of multiple handlers. Where he cried online, on record and in interviews about it even said hes going to shoot up the ymcmb office like school shooter if nothing i changed. Which is part of why he released IYRTITL, WATTBA & More Life back to back to convince the courts to let him go. So kendrick is saying you were actually in this situation, so why are you talking down on me supposedly being in that situation as well even tho its a lie? Degenerate hypocrite
A shot at Drake, again, for being thirsty. And a critique of him having all this time to schizo post and make up stories and literal AI tracks, dpnt you jave a son like me that needs attention tho? Discrediting him as a father while also calling him stuck online. While also making references to Pusha T calling him out over his child & his baby mother s***ting on him online about him being a piece of s***. Also they're split custody, so he really wouldnt know what its like to be aroind and raise a kid 24/7. As kendrick goes to list some of the many things it takes to raise a kid and how much time it takes. Kendrick still only took 16 days to respond tho while Drake took 14 lol. Same time basically, but one has a constant family
A dig at Drake, once again crying, about "20v1" which doesnt even have anything to do with Kendrick, that would be Metro's doing. But even if so, Drake not only has writers and ghost writers, but now hes bringing AI into it of passed away and living people while also causing confusion about tracks legitimacy from him and Kendrick. So Kendrick is saying you also got 20 niggas. All them writers ghost n not, all the AI of ghosts and living & not only that, im not even sure what record is real or fake (like the whitney record) because of you so what am i suppose to do or get at you degenerate clown. While again letting him know he knows who his people is
Saying Drake and co. are a bunch of wave riders, and not only that theyre using Rap which is literally an American made thing so liking him to "culture vultures" and not only that, again, hes saying they have to come to america to get big they cant get nig in canada thus d*** riding wave riders stealing culture. And that they can pretend all they want but they will never know what Rap actually means to America especially since they didnt grow up in it nor know the struggle, thus they will never be able to trully be it while reaping the benefits. And they cant match the violence & pain, so dont push it - the violence & pain is literally in the DNA of America and notably Rap which is why it was created in the first place that could only come from somewhere like America
Kendrick not only killed this nigga with bars and insults but also brought up facts AND made it go all the way there. Oh and he called every nigga's name under the sun and in the book LMAO. AND Kendrick responded to both Drake tracks you know he was mad af and rewrote the whole s*** over the weekend after that clown show of the AI west coast niggas are not happy about that cornball bullshit. Kendrick sonned and embarrassed Drake AND his whole team including boogeyman Chubbs. You niggas got punked💀💀😭
!https://youtu.be/rdTteUVIGjw?si=LaJce9wZyiVLDMZCDeezed nuts
pgLame coming in😟😟
pgWang
make a post who created the smoking duck emote. I bet you the origin story is crazy if you can find it
Thanks & history of cigduck aka ducksmoke aka officially #duckhah
After me spreading the plague and giving laugh to most users while the too serious lame niggas stay mad for almost a year, we won.
I thank you all. And we even spread it to twitter. Most people using my same exact link of the smiley. It became a plague on the internet outside of twitch, thanks to me being half a nerd nigga and half a real ass nigga. Which also exploded many different edits of duck on here and twitter.
I appreciate every one that made this a possibility. And thanks to S and the mods for completing the legal process.
Downbelow is a summary to celebrate & remember my threads about it & us. Life SXN too powerful and shout out twitch that I stole it from. I forget the very first life sxn thread i did it it in but it was early 2023 or late 2022 iirc, i spammed it a few times in various places in music, misc, video game and mainly life sxn then others picked it up and spread it even further.
My threads:
ktt2.com/join-the-cause-duckhah-32550189
ktt2.com/olease-make-this-a-smiley-32550188
ktt2.com/can-someone-make-a-deepfried-version-of-ducksmoke-4me-32552016/1#post-47827127
ktt2.com/re-re-join-the-cause-duckhah-water-givers-response-32550514
ktt2.com/truth-about-cigduck-gif-part-tiktok-run-it-up-and-join-in-32568467
Also f*** sports sxn it aint about who did it first its about who did it the best