Feb 15, 2020wait did you leave the bag on the side of the road or bring it home
Feb 15, 2020
NutticusA rockstar zero energy drink
Nasty as f*** shoulda got a redbull
Feb 15, 2020I wouldn’t care. None of them niggas on the highway know you tf
Feb 15, 2020I mean.. at least it cant get any worse.
Feb 15, 2020L
Feb 15, 2020·1 replyTHAT’S the most humiliating time of your life? God you niggas are so boring
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Feb 15, 2020·1 replyHow’d u wipe?
Feb 15, 2020Ngl bro this sound like some s*** in a Jim Carrey movie but just know you will move past it
Feb 15, 2020NutticusI swear man i just want run head first into a butcher knife right now
So i travel a lot for my job and my dumbass decided to drink an energy on an empty stomach because i was running late to get to where i need to be this morning. I get the WOAT pain in my stomach bout hour 15 minutes into the drive. Literally like 10 seconds later i feel s*** bout to pour out my a****** while im driving. No gas station or exit close so i had pull over on the interstate hoping i can clench my but until i find one. Just made things worse so i had to make a decision.
Either s*** in pants or a gas station plastic bag. I get out on the interstate and try to crouch behind my car but there was no hiding it. I got it on the concrete, my hands, and in the bag. Someone threw a f***in coke bottle at me
and im sure they had their phone out recordin. Most humiliating thing i've ever done bro 
Im a grown man and I was f***ing in tears when i drove off. I called my boss and told him I had a blowout on my car and drove home. I wanted to just close my eyes and walk into traffic
wow that is funny and sorry to hear man
Feb 15, 2020Real talk if youre out in the middle of nowhere on the interstate why even s*** in a bag just f***in do it on the ground
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Feb 15, 2020NakedBalenciagaTHAT’S the most humiliating time of your life? God you niggas are so boring
Nigga getting a Coke can thrown at u mid s*** on the side of the freeway whilst they're recording you with said s*** splattered like a can of Montana all over the pavement isn't embarrassing???? Foh
That person is somewhere Bluetoothing their phone to the TV in their local bar rn replaying the s*** out of it
Feb 15, 2020Keep paper towels and cleaning solution in your whip
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thats s***ty man. hope ur doing alright
those dudes gonna get karma coming their way. next time they get in the car it might be their last
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Feb 15, 2020Butcher knife
1st sentence already got me dead- Feb 15, 2020
Hold on homie threw a Coke bottle at you
Feb 15, 2020look at dis
man up opS*** in ur car or in a bag???
So what you missed do you know what all of that s*** in ur seats would've smelled like man?
and so what someone threw a Coke at you you were s***ting on the side of the road bro
and why didn't you pull over with enough time to time ur s*** perfectly into the bag?? You know it was on its way out the doorC'mon man you know it goes. One bag handle tied around your p**** and the other hole you pull up behind ur back so the anus is perfectly aligned into the bag this is very elementary stuff
Feb 15, 2020·1 replyI’m sorry op but this s*** legit got me in tears
Feb 15, 2020
idiotpinhead2Just saw video of a dude s***ting on the highway on twitter
OP boutta go viral- Feb 15, 2020Oldhead
I’m sorry op but this s*** legit got me in tears
coke bottle had me deceased 
Feb 15, 2020Classic thread. Archive this one plz
Feb 15, 2020OP I'd lowkey throw a bottle at you too if I saw you s***ting at the side of the road for everyone to see.
Like damn find a bush or some s***, there's kids out here bruh
