Nutticus

5y

A rockstar zero energy drink

Nutticus

5y

I swear man i just want run head first into a butcher knife right now

So i travel a lot for my job and my dumbass decided to drink an energy on an empty stomach because i was running late to get to where i need to be this morning. I get the WOAT pain in my stomach bout hour 15 minutes into the drive. Literally like 10 seconds later i feel s*** bout to pour out my a****** while im driving. No gas station or exit close so i had pull over on the interstate hoping i can clench my but until i find one. Just made things worse so i had to make a decision.

Either s*** in pants or a gas station plastic bag. I get out on the interstate and try to crouch behind my car but there was no hiding it. I got it on the concrete, my hands, and in the bag. Someone threw a f***in coke bottle at me and im sure they had their phone out recordin. Most humiliating thing i've ever done bro

Im a grown man and I was f***ing in tears when i drove off. I called my boss and told him I had a blowout on my car and drove home. I wanted to just close my eyes and walk into traffic

NakedBalenciaga

5y

THAT’S the most humiliating time of your life? God you niggas are so boring

look at dis

5y

man up op

S*** in ur car or in a bag???

So what you missed do you know what all of that s*** in ur seats would've smelled like man? and so what someone threw a Coke at you you were s***ting on the side of the road bro
and why didn't you pull over with enough time to time ur s*** perfectly into the bag?? You know it was on its way out the door

C'mon man you know it goes. One bag handle tied around your p**** and the other hole you pull up behind ur back so the anus is perfectly aligned into the bag this is very elementary stuff

idiotpinhead2

5y

Just saw video of a dude s***ting on the highway on twitter

Oldhead

5y

I’m sorry op but this s*** legit got me in tears