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  • Sep 5, 2023
    Undun
    https://twitter.com/manunitedzone_/status/1698972021583962461

    I’m logging out for the season

    This is actually unreal

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    Shaw - injured
    Varane - injured
    Malacia - injured
    Mainoo - injured
    Amad - injured
    Martial - not injured currently but I'm still putting him here

    of the new signings:

    Mount - injured
    Hojlund - had an injury when we signed him
    Amrabat - unspecified back issue + will lose him for a month because of AFCON
    Onana - will lose him for a month because of AFCON

    Antony - Abuser
    Sancho - torpedos his United career into the dirt the literal day before the full Antony story breaks

    All of this while rumors of the Glazers taking United off the market begin to swirl.

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    jonny evans still holding up strong though

  • Sep 5, 2023
    MiniVan

    jonny evans still holding up strong though

    Silver linings

  • Sep 5, 2023
    ANTI

    Shaw - injured
    Varane - injured
    Malacia - injured
    Mainoo - injured
    Amad - injured
    Martial - not injured currently but I'm still putting him here

    of the new signings:

    Mount - injured
    Hojlund - had an injury when we signed him
    Amrabat - unspecified back issue + will lose him for a month because of AFCON
    Onana - will lose him for a month because of AFCON

    Antony - Abuser
    Sancho - torpedos his United career into the dirt the literal day before the full Antony story breaks

    All of this while rumors of the Glazers taking United off the market begin to swirl.

    Ngl I can’t say we are necessarily lucky

  • Sep 5, 2023
    whiteboy magz

    Curious to see how young Hojlund keeps adapting. But as a neutral we tried telling you that summer window was a disaater waiting to happen!

    90% of United fans knew our summer window was a disaster. We don’t need any Lpool fans to convince us.

  • Sep 5, 2023
    ANTI

    Shaw - injured
    Varane - injured
    Malacia - injured
    Mainoo - injured
    Amad - injured
    Martial - not injured currently but I'm still putting him here

    of the new signings:

    Mount - injured
    Hojlund - had an injury when we signed him
    Amrabat - unspecified back issue + will lose him for a month because of AFCON
    Onana - will lose him for a month because of AFCON

    Antony - Abuser
    Sancho - torpedos his United career into the dirt the literal day before the full Antony story breaks

    All of this while rumors of the Glazers taking United off the market begin to swirl.

  • Sep 5, 2023

    Antony in the UCL squad

  • Heard someone in Twitter say ā€œAre we sure his name is amarbat or Igotabadback?ā€ and I spit my coffee out

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    WE BACK LETS GO

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    Undun
    https://twitter.com/telegraphducker/status/1699079779356410051

    WE BACK LETS GO

    amrabat-casemiro pivot with bruno just staying in the attacking mid position could be good.

    idk, I like bruno deeper sometimes too tho cause we got not creativity otherwise.

  • Sep 5, 2023
    ANTI

    Shaw - injured
    Varane - injured
    Malacia - injured
    Mainoo - injured
    Amad - injured
    Martial - not injured currently but I'm still putting him here

    of the new signings:

    Mount - injured
    Hojlund - had an injury when we signed him
    Amrabat - unspecified back issue + will lose him for a month because of AFCON
    Onana - will lose him for a month because of AFCON

    Antony - Abuser
    Sancho - torpedos his United career into the dirt the literal day before the full Antony story breaks

    All of this while rumors of the Glazers taking United off the market begin to swirl.

    It's never been more over.

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    DEL_DVYg

    amrabat-casemiro pivot with bruno just staying in the attacking mid position could be good.

    idk, I like bruno deeper sometimes too tho cause we got not creativity otherwise.

    Apparently Amrabat was in 92 percentile for progressive passes in the Serie A last season. Maybe he got some creativity to him, and I think Casemiro can be quite creative if he has to do less defensive work, even though Casemiro sometimes plays the dumbest passes he can do those amazing long passes that Pogba used to do.

  • Sep 5, 2023

    This Antony s*** could explode

    If the club doctors really did get involved… no words

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    Amad getting right wing by default… they didn’t believe in us… GOD DID

  • Sep 5, 2023
    Grenouille

    Amad getting right wing by default… they didn’t believe in us… GOD DID

    He’s going to have to be out there on crutches

    Literally don’t have a choice

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    We're gonna have Rashford, Bruno, or Mount RW, it's Joever

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    Glitter Boy

    We're gonna have Rashford, Bruno, or Mount RW, it's Joever

    Is mount ready after the break

    Can see rashford right mount left

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    KingOfPop

    Is mount ready after the break

    Can see rashford right mount left

    I think we'll see Bruno RW, eth seems to really favour that even when antony/sancho are available

  • Sep 5, 2023

    No chance Antony gets dropped surely.

  • Sep 5, 2023
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    DEL_DVYg

    I think we'll see Bruno RW, eth seems to really favour that even when antony/sancho are available

    Ngl that's one thing I'll never back him on.

    Bruno on the wings is just horrible.

  • Glitter Boy

    Ngl that's one thing I'll never back him on.

    Bruno on the wings is just horrible.

    Doesn’t make sense with Wan Bisakka nailing down our RB spot. The opponent knows just to shut down Bruno square every time he comes close to the ball know that Wan is not going to overlap/be a threat.

  • Sep 6, 2023
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    an absolute nothing statement

  • Sep 6, 2023
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    ANTI
    https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/1699384741911294422

    an absolute nothing statement

    Ten Hag asked them to put out the feelers to see if people will let him play this abuser