When neutrals want to watch your match because they think it’ll be funny, you’ve got a problem

reckon we can do with a 4th keeper on the bench?

I’d actually rate that signing but purely for the fact it’s an ex Ajax player I don’t trust it

I feel like we'd pay a ridiculous fee for him and it's a bit of a gamble

what's even funny about it, pretty boring football most of the time

is he super slow? few times ive seen him (last time would've been that 1st holland game of the WC before he got benched rest of the tournament), he didn't look the sharpest.

seems like a big gamble.

Ngl watching those Arsenal games in that first season of Arteta when they finished 8th(!) was absolutely hilarious. Or that second Arteta season when they secured that back to back 8th(!) place finish, was clustered to the tv for that one 😂

Get him in and we're one step closer to De Jong. Get it done.

Same for me during United’s first season under David Moyes

Nothing better than distracting yourself from the failure of your own club by bantering rivals

I thought we poached the Arsenal doctor which is why everyone’s dropping like flies

Saka’s going to City one day btw

He didn't begin until just this past week.

Took Arsenal's lane ffs

Truth be told you want your rivals to be bad but not too bad. Arsenal when they were finishing 8th was dangerously close to not being funny because losing became too regular an occurrence. Last season's Chelsea were only funny because of big Todd tbh, them in 2016 was just boring after December.
ETH tapped in to the Wenger way of getting smashed by rivals but still generating hope the rest of the season.

Being objective, United have had some of the funniest managers. This picture kills me every time

Team playing normally not making any errors

Onana:

I am quite happy for our rivals to just be bad.

If they don’t beat Burnley some serious discussions need to be made

If ETHs current track record hasn’t warranted any serious discussions nothing will

Seeing United fans on Twitter talking about who they want in the RO16 is crazy.

Problem is his track record is actually pretty decent compared to other mamagers

We'll beat Burnley.

But saying that, I've just rushed to take all United players out my fpl.

Yeah maybe moyes lmao

I still have Onana and rashford. Can see a rashford brace tmrw.

Yep so can I

Team that hasn’t won a game and you’ll get people back on the “star boy finding his form” bullshit train