Watch them say he statpads vs s*** teams like he didn't score against all "top 6" teams last season.

But also somebody needs to start picking up goalscoring form bc we can't rely on our defense to get us through games atm.

Had a dream about Drogbas hold up play as Chelsea beat United. Weird. But good player.

Hope razzy scores again today

He’s 2/2 now, he’ll make it 3/3

Rashford purple patch incoming?

we need to win all these games

This person was first to report the AWB injury.

Need that papering over the cracks run

Verane?

Hannibal starting today?

Ronaldo fanboys hyping up the Saudi league when it looks like this is hilarious

Anything better than Eriksen / McTominay

Jonny Evans masterclass

Not sure what the update is on him but all I see on my TL is people in shambles over a Lindelof/Evans partnership so I’m going to assume he isn’t ready

In person it’s not as cloudy

WTF the LUHG lot are dead set against rockstar razzy

Smh idiots

Under the guise of “high standards” LUHG’s just want a circus for their own entertainment. They genuinely don’t give a f*** about the club.

They’d hate Mbappe if the glazers bought him

Never seen a player get that mad over someone giving him a little push. I always thought Rodri was a pretty chill guy

Also ppl comparing this Rodri action vs that dumb red Case got last season

Lisandro has great PR people

Mount and Maguire out

Donny in

Varane in

AMRABAT IN

Hannibal and McTominay both start

wtf is he doing