I need lamemans to start on Saturday or else I am done with this team until lasso f***s off to coach women’s soccer in the mls.

It’s called the NWSL!

Read somewhere on twitter that Amorim's compensation drops from 12m to 4m in November. I have no idea if that's true but that has to be the only reason they're still keeping him around

If they're lining up Southgate tho...

Honestly so true. Those four are the only four remaining from Ole’s team, we’ve already shifted two of baldy’s signings, and they got rid of the bomb squad (bar Malacia) bc he didn’t want any of them. If he didn’t want Dalot or Maguire, they would have been moved on in the summer too.

I can’t imagine he plays Shaw when Martinez is fully fit but we’re better off with Heaven anyway even if he is young.

Likewise he should be starting Amad RWB over Dalot in any game that matters - he should focus our attacks down that wing too instead of relying on Dorgu imo.

Dalot RWB, Bruno in the midfield 2

there's a reason dorgu always has space and time on the ball, the other team knows what theyre doing

Didn’t they sack Ashworth precisely because he wanted to get Southgate?

Instead of wingers we get to watch Dorgu hit it into the shins of his defender and dalot hit it out of the stadium for field goals.

Jesus this kid is good

Rashford

Suffer Man didn’t want him @Oblivion23

Hojlund pointing to the champions league badge

yeah has a lot of Messi in him, nuts. Messi wasn't as flashy tho so this is different for sure. Messi just low balance of gravity plays a pass moves waits for Xavi to play his one-two back. Yamal just cooking dudes like hes Ronaldinho.

He's more similar to Neymar than Messi to me

yeah exactly. agreed. left footed Neymar.

Yup, just know it will be the exact same s***

Play Lammens and stick f***ing Jack Fletcher or some s*** in the mix why not

also Cristiano. young CR would do crazy s*** like this too in his first 2 seasons here.

Hojlund never even came close to scoring a goal like this for us

KDB cooking, they weren't lying when they said CR7 would've had 60 goals if he went City instead that year

The butcher

It’s sad he’s so injury prone, he’s a perfect fit for the system™️

I’ve watched parts of full Napoli games a few times this year and am convinced Hojlund is going to have a better season than sesko.

can't believe we let amorim get rid of the so called bomb squad

he was the terrorist all along