a Tesla shirt sponsor would go hard icl

5 letter shirt sponsor might restore the feeling ngl

Elon clearly has PR issues. Turning around man utd would be the easiest way to get a billion people to have a positive impression of him and would only cost a few billion of his unlimited money. Obviously never happening though

it's crazy to me that for such a massive club there's no random billionaire that's a fan of them willing to buy them out and turn things around. Maybe it's not a good financial move but when you have that much money who gives a f***. Has to close less than a few billion to buy out the glazers stake, right?

you can’t write this s*** up

maybe they don’t want to sell

there’s that as well

For any price? I feel like there’s gotta be a price

They'd definitely ask for way too much and the club is an absolute shambles up and down, would take so much effort to restore to any glory

F*** off Elon

One American (-based) dumbasss for another

Elon Musk has proved he’s only after publicity with his ‘Twitter takeover’ don’t need him anywhere near our club

beggars can’t be choosers

Mfer is gonna make his own pogmentary when he has left

I wish the Casemiro rumour actually happened

consider he would instantly get 500millions united fans on his d*** would be a good sport washing machine for him at 1/10th of twitter price

In general tbh

sorry to tell people that there ain't that many good people in the world that can buy manchester united hope you keep this glazer hating energy up tho and not stop after we win something

To recap every single thing that happened today it’s really unbelievable:

-De Jong officially not happening
-We tried to give rabiot ‘high earning’ wages and he luckily wanted even higher so that’s dead
-Caicedo who we all begged for last summer that cost Brighton a ham sandwich, might cost us 40M now
-30 year old casemiro is the new di maria pursuit and might cost 60M
-Ronaldo said he will give a detailed interview and post receipts of all the bullshit happening behind the scenes because it’s all lies
-Club legend Giggs was on trial for assault and said he’s a love-cheat but doesn’t hit women
-Toto Wolff said he studied post fergie United to ensure it didn’t happen to Mercedes
-Elon Musk joked about buying out the glazers on twitter

Make it happen Elon

We are really chasing Casemiro and Felix? How dumb is this board? Maybe they just trying to provoke us to push the glazers out because this is insane levels of incompetence

imagine being a professional negotiator and getting merked by Rabiot's mum

well-paid, easy jobs I am currently applying for:

• Manchester United scout
• Manchester United chief transfer negotiator
• Ajax manager

also how the f*** is Casemiro the player you need?

Elon tweeting is interesting because it shows the unrest is getting louder

The day they leave I will probably cry tears of joy