absolute shambolics and for what

im gonna be honest other than chloe zhao being involved this film hasnt made me interested in the slightest but spider-man soon so we gonna be ok

NWH is gonna get a 59% on RT tho

Heard this one before

let’s not get ahead of ourselves

Impossible no matter how garbage the film might be, lol.

And it begins

#ReleaseTheZhaoCut

See y’all in 5 years when marvel puts out a 6 hour Eternals directors cut

this man feige really thought he had one here

Taika Watiti getting post production notes from Feige after he saw the Eternals RT score

The narrative from this going to being Oscar nominated to snooze-fest to mid is one hellava switch.

Oscar nominated and snooze fest aren’t mutually exclusive

It just seems like the movie isn’t that great and didn’t come together very well

Just recommending everyone to go watch Dune when Eternals comes out

I’m not sure where this big push to have a award tier movie came from, I guess after Black Panther got a lot of award season noms? Really wish marvel was pushing forward their strengths cause we just got a fantastic Marvel film in Shang Chi and Spider Man seems to be delivering on that front too. Really just makes this film stick out even more after the reviews

Needing critics to tell you if a movie is good or bad

If I could I’d have critics decide what I wear and eat

No one has seen that movie itt and they already have opinions im dead

I still think making an Eternals movie was a bold move cause like...who gives a f*** about the Eternals? Feel like it would've been better off as a TV series than a film.

Real

Last Marvel movie I felt that happened to was Captain Marvel

no one gave a f*** about iron man or thor or gotg before either

the bigger gamble here was giving zhao more freedom i guess

I mean i hope this doesn’t flop regardless if i like it or not but yeah lmao man idk Feige was super confident about this film now looking kinda clownish