I'm so cooked

Bro wrm ben je England verhuisd?

Jacked off to this story thanks OP

do not remove this insanely classic thread for the love of god

Don't do this man

Oh wow this mf really asked a prostitute to go on a date

Reading title I thought it was a real masseuse

Massage was great

Ouders man.

Spill it out, tell us what happened

She's an escort. I googled her number and ads came up.

Wrm zijn je ouders verhuisd

Don't push the red button this @op this a certified classic

Still need the source, one of the best first replies I've seen in a minute

On God man

No lotion just calllus to d***

She thinks you the Feds

She's trying to get a repeat customer, it's not that serious lmao

That was obvious once she offered the handjob

You kissed her?

Kissing but denying a hand Job is insane