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  • Yung Fonzarelli

    I can't believe this s***

    How you gonna ask her to take you out first what kinda s*** is that

    Some corny s*** πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    Ava

    OP picked every wrong choice I’m crine

    Bro should have asked to phone a friend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    OHMNI

    Kissing but denying a hand Job is insane

    He told a w**** "sorry but I like to take things slow"

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    man op really thought she grabbed his d*** because she was interested in a relationship

  • Tubig 🌊
    Sep 2, 2024
    El Rey

    That was obvious once she offered the handjob

    lmaaaaaoooo

  • Sep 2, 2024

    This is beyond insane if true btw like I just kinda assumed it's hogwash because no real person would take this route

  • Sep 2, 2024

    Bro legit kissed a prostitute

    Done kissed every p**** in a 30 mile radius

  • Sep 2, 2024
    Old Man Robin

    He told a w**** "sorry but I like to take things slow"

    β€œ let’s meet outside of your place of work β€œ

  • Sep 2, 2024
    DR LONGSTROKE

    Bro should have asked to phone a friend πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    lol

  • Sep 2, 2024

    Denying a hand job Labor Day weekend is insane

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    Surely this was a brilliantly crafted troll post for humor purposes??

  • Sep 2, 2024
    WT777

    Surely this was a brilliantly crafted troll post for humor purposes??

    If a few men learned what to not do we won

  • Sep 2, 2024
    StarBoyXO

    She's an escort. I googled her number and ads came up.

    what were you expecting

  • Water Giver πŸ’§
    Sep 2, 2024
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    How is your name Weeknd related and yet you automatically fell for a hoe that barely brushed up against you

  • Sep 2, 2024

    I may be misunderstanding bit you didn't lay a hand on her. I'll let it slide this time.

  • Sep 2, 2024

    Maybe OP is leaving something out on purpose.

  • Sep 2, 2024
    Ava

    OP picked every wrong choice I’m crine

    When you press the wrong button on the QTE at every option

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    StarBoyXO

    Help!

    So I just came out of a massage session.
    I've only ever been twice because of an irritating shoulder injury.

    I know it sounds like she's trying to take advantage but I'm by no means ugly. I have a on and off girl at home lol

    Basically close to the massage ending she started to get touchy and squeezed my manhood, I was surprised as I didn't ask for it. I was nervous as hell. I asked her why she touch my d*** she giggled and asked if I wanted happy ending lol I replied maybe if you take me out first. Again she giggled then continued a normal massage. When ending was near she asked me to sit up, which I did and she started massaging from the front, getting real close, I could see her cleavage, I couldn't help it and leant in for a kiss which she reciprocated but it wasn't a deep kiss.

    I asked if I could have her number she said yes, then turned around and brushed her booty on my d***. And grabbed my hands and pressed them against her b***'s.

    Long story short, how I do not fumble this. She finishes in less than 2 hours and agreed to go out

    update
    She flaked. Went ghost at the agreed time but called to say she was tired. Going to message her to reschedule whenever her day off is.

    Where in the Netherlands did this happen? Need sources

  • Sep 2, 2024
    Old Man Robin

    He told a w**** "sorry but I like to take things slow"

  • Sep 2, 2024
    StarBoyXO

    Kkr op

    LMAOOOOOO crine

  • Sep 2, 2024
    Water Giver

    How is your name Weeknd related and yet you automatically fell for a hoe that barely brushed up against you

    lol Weeknd fans are real lovers

  • Sep 2, 2024
    FlyHiii

    Where in the Netherlands did this happen? Need sources

  • Sep 2, 2024
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    FlyHiii

    Where in the Netherlands did this happen? Need sources

    Dont you have the most perfect and sane relationship from this goddamn site my brother why u need sources

  • Sep 2, 2024

    Thread brang back the og ktt life sxn

  • Sep 2, 2024
    hot pancakes

    Story got me bricked up rn

    hall of fame post

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