Dont you have the most perfect and sane relationship from this goddamn site my brother why u need sources
Im just playing into the classic life sxn thread vibes im good
Im just playing into the classic life sxn thread vibes im good
Real one as always
Kissing but denying a hand Job is insane
Guess those studies were right about Gen Z after all
Halfway through the lunch/dinner, tell her:
"You know I respect you right?"
she's gunna look confused and say yeah...why?
and you're gunna eyefuck her deep into her pupils and say "cuz when I get you alone it's gunna look like I don't for a few minutes"
sprinkle in a few "that's my girl"'s, "atta girl"'s into the convo as well. less is more. lead with body language and periodically look down at her lips while she's talking
Good luck @op
man op really thought she grabbed his d*** because she was interested in a relationship
He said green flag
Ima do some research on that site based on the photo OP sent
need a legal 24 hour brothel
My mental health is spiraling
Why, you're up?? You found out early that you definitely won't want to pursue any kind of relationship with this woman and you could have s***with her (for some money) if you wanted to
man op really thought she grabbed his d*** because she was interested in a relationship
Y'all cooking bro omfg 😭😭😭
She's an escort. I googled her number and ads came up.
Bro declined a free handjob from a literal w**** because he wanted to go on a date first this thread hilarious
OP you were supposed to drill her in the massage room, not kiss her mouth and soy out on a date with someone who cannot speak english
op this is so crazy, god bless you but next time take the handy and go to the movies or something after
I would’ve been like “Ma’am, can I speak to your manager?”
manager: ''handjob no good sir?''
you never mentioned that dumb f*** go help yourself
bro dumb as s*** this is his girl to fumble and he's gunna come back and tell us how he fumbled it
Ain’t no fumble.
She’s probably an Asian masseuse from China AKA a hooker