was in my own house shouldve dropped gthe 'ohmygosh landlord on the way we not allowed visitors'

she became friends and we got together a diff night and its still one of the best short stories to tell

it was the first we hung togerther too lmao she held it down - when she heard the noise of the bar fall thats when she öh my god u ok??!"

i fxed it in the afternoon for her and apologized while with some more jokes

i dont wannna woman who smell like shmoney unless we in magic city n im gettin the wings ribs bbl bbw clappin combo

not gonna lie my sarcasm and joke get me out of a lot of bullshit

and in a lotta phones/beds

this wholesome she a real 1

oh s*** i just remembered, im grounded

communication mixed in with some jokes and humility has always been the key

if she still like 'thats fine' drop the 'yh i got school 2moro early' type beat while u standing there like this full rick ross beaerd

But that natural acidity can translate to some flavors that are stronger than neutral. Some people might describe this as a metallic or penny-like flavor.

that's what AI says

u in eur or usa heard gyal b gettin confused by the sacasm n it be fumblin the bag with some brothers

Especially if its a one night stand, i aint comin i already seen the hygiene routine mixed with the stubbornness thats a bunch of red flags for future issues anyway

yh atp she basically tunisian

usa - im from the bayarea ca

sarcasm is very much part of my actual personality tho n i be quick n fast with it - similar to a lot of my posts here

my sarcasm is likean emphasis as opposed to dry

girls it usually always works and of course im more playful with girls

dudes im more of an a****** of course and it can cause issues 💀

im not good with jokes that are like lined up or though of ahead of time, but im good with jokes n sarcasm in the moment and observational - again, kinda like how i type on here in a convo with someone, especially if if theyre more on the i dont like them side

yh that makes sense i gotta try when i next hit us bay area sounds waviii need me a baddie that knows mac dre

there any places u been where ur sarcasm gyal been like so i knw nt to visit there

if its an overly serious girl, a girl that likes/follows "authority/hierarchy or really ego driven girl i will strike out 100% who they will think im like "challenging" her and take offense that will flop hard

i dont like an overly serious stuck up chick anyway tho so its good. i dont like a lazy 100% goofball either and i can be very serious, but u need humility and the ability to see the "funny" or-like see irony in things for me to really-really vibe like that

the humilty part mixed with the sarcasm is very key tho what i been told n noticed from girls. not to the point of self deprecation or being a p**** tho, but the point to where youre like down to earth, dont take everything so-so serious and treat everything as like "even" i guess, if that makes sense. and not to make yourself seem self important - thats the sarcasm people really dont like. the self important or a smug/better than you sarcastic, which luckily im naturally not like that anyways.

idk. my whole thing is that "the next day, everyday yesterday dont matter and is washed" kind of idea if that makes sense. when you wake up, its a restart. and that all kinda ties into the humor and humility and "vibe" in that aspect.

so i will usually get complimented of being down to earth, being and making things comfortable n to an extent non-judgemental that puts everything/everyone at equal" - in a way. but like not in a stoner or kombaya type s*** of way neither 💀💀💀

Yes

"consistent mud d***" alone would nuke a medieval peasant's immune system so imaging shouting the whole sentence in the town square

This has never in my life happened to me wtf yall doing lmao

"beaerd" is crazy

inspired by his love of peaers

chim westwood cheevee