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  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    women be smelling like sealife as well u gotta tell em no

    !https://youtu.be/iz9m8M7puTo?si=DOdqiBEk224wVWhw

    0.17

    thats why the shower exist and the 5mins it'll shave off both your lives as you foreplay

    all you gotta do is talk, make a joke and make it inclusive

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    women be smelling like sealife as well u gotta tell em no

    !https://youtu.be/iz9m8M7puTo?si=DOdqiBEk224wVWhw

    0.17

    I'm so glad I've never had this experience only

  • might be the funniest thread of the year so far omg some of these pages

  • Feb 20
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    insertcoolnamehere

    more power to you

    at some point u dont wanna be that old nig in tha club (unless you young then go for it )

    THIS cant be rassclart morgan freeman tryna freebase in the club n get to third base with ur crusty ol ass

  • Feb 20
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    insertcoolnamehere

    she going back in the bathroom wondering why her black soap look like a half eaten cookie

    u KNOW he ruining the paper label on the s***s too with all that cups of hand water

  • Feb 20
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    Water Giver

    thats why the shower exist and the 5mins it'll shave off both your lives as you foreplay

    all you gotta do is talk, make a joke and make it inclusive

    100percent but i been in situs where girls be like na im good na u defo aint

  • Feb 20
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    insertcoolnamehere

    I'm so glad I've never had this experience only

    they smell like american 1 $ coins?

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    100percent but i been in situs where girls be like na im good na u defo aint

    then im good if its at the line

  • Feb 20
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    Water Giver

    then im good if its at the line

    they think their punnani nuh stink likev their s*** dont

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    THIS cant be rassclart morgan freeman tryna freebase in the club n get to third base with ur crusty ol ass

    "greetings ladies" while pulling out a fresh box of soap out his back pocket in the middle of the club

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    they smell like american 1 $ coins?

    dawg you are not about to make me sound crazy now.

  • Water Giver

    u KNOW he ruining the paper label on the s***s too with all that cups of hand water

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    they think their punnani nuh stink likev their s*** dont

    "we can make us smell even better"

    "i need you to show me how the shower work tho"

    "im tryna be hygenic 4 u"

    etc.

    niggas just gotta talk, or just stop talking to the few funky ass girls cuz u got n have some respect for ya self

  • CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN

    Unless your d*** got that assassin's Creed hoodie, you shouldn't have too many problems with maintenance.

    ayo dawg

  • insertcoolnamehere

    "greetings ladies" while pulling out a fresh box of soap out his back pocket in the middle of the club

    when she be cracking a joke he nuh get when he sees the buff baddie he likes who he bought a drink for engagin in a convo with another guy

  • .....what?

  • Water Giver

    "we can make us smell even better"

    "i need you to show me how the shower work tho"

    "im tryna be hygenic 4 u"

    etc.

    niggas just gotta talk, or just stop talking to the few funky ass girls cuz u got n have some respect for ya self

    I'M CRYING IRL

  • Feb 20
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    I agree with communication but "I need you to show me how the shower work tho" is getting niggas kicked out the crib lmao.

  • Feb 20
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    Water Giver

    "we can make us smell even better"

    "i need you to show me how the shower work tho"

    "im tryna be hygenic 4 u"

    etc.

    niggas just gotta talk, or just stop talking to the few funky ass girls cuz u got n have some respect for ya self

    "im tryna be hygenic 4 u, u go next its been a long night' she was like smelt that s*** was like i told your bumbaclart so clearly the direction not even subtle hint how u denyin n STILL stinky

  • Feb 20
    insertcoolnamehere

    I agree with communication but "I need you to show me how the shower work tho" is getting niggas kicked out the crib lmao.

    Not if u got a reproe already going, n sometime them s***s really do be confusing

  • Feb 20
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    insertcoolnamehere

    I agree with communication but "I need you to show me how the shower work tho" is getting niggas kicked out the crib lmao.

    they gettin the ick but smellin like ick

  • Feb 20
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    i was so drunk in a girl's bathroom when i took piss i feel right over into her tub and tore down the shower bar n curtains with my d*** out

    she became my nurse for the night instead

  • mdmadon

    they gettin the ick but smellin like ick

    yall r stupid

  • Feb 20
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    mdmadon

    "im tryna be hygenic 4 u, u go next its been a long night' she was like smelt that s*** was like i told your bumbaclart so clearly the direction not even subtle hint how u denyin n STILL stinky

    thats when the fake excuse of a text from a family member come thru that is urgent to go right away

  • Feb 20
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    Water Giver

    i was so drunk in a girl's bathroom when i took piss i feel right over into her tub and tore down the shower bar n curtains with my d*** out

    she became my nurse for the night instead

    she walkin in like f*** iz u doin

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