man right over my birthday smh
i can feel it
Mercury in retrograde? How about "merc"y on those chicken wings "u" fatass 🤣 I love "r"avioli "y"essir my favor"i"te. Whe"n" I "ret"u"r"n fr"o"m the fair I ou"g"hta eat 100 "r"ounds of "a"pple pie from "De"nny's.
Ain’t have to cook his ass like this

that explains it
Three times a year, the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. We refer to these periods as times when Mercury is in apparent retrograde motion, or simply ”Mercury retrograde.” To those who practice astrology, these times in particular were traditionally associated with confusion, delay, and frustration. Think undelivered love letters, email blunders, and frazzled travel plans! This is an excellent time to reflect on the past, however, and it’s said that intuition is high during these periods. Coincidences can be extraordinary.
edit:
2023 update
Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces, you guys are facing the brunt of this retrograde. But shoutout to Taurus and Capricorn, because you’ll be facing less of a struggle than the others for the next few weeks.
Tell me about Aquarius’ and Scorpios during this time pls n thx
so is this like a fortnite event
Yes, and if your planets are attending you're in for it buddy
Three times a year, the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. We refer to these periods as times when Mercury is in apparent retrograde motion, or simply ”Mercury retrograde.” To those who practice astrology, these times in particular were traditionally associated with confusion, delay, and frustration. Think undelivered love letters, email blunders, and frazzled travel plans! This is an excellent time to reflect on the past, however, and it’s said that intuition is high during these periods. Coincidences can be extraordinary.
edit:
2023 update
Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces, you guys are facing the brunt of this retrograde. But shoutout to Taurus and Capricorn, because you’ll be facing less of a struggle than the others for the next few weeks.
wiccans and hoodoo practitioners gonna be working overtime