For example : my ex’s favourite rapper was j cole

only liking rappers like Logic, Token, Tom Macdonald etc

Taylor Swift

Five Finger Death Punch

Dance With the Devil by Immortal Technique is the deepest rap song I’ve ever heard (me in 10th grade)

“rap is crap”

Actively doesn’t care about lyrics or content of the music

Will never take your opinion seriously

swifty

Imagine dragons

Has debates about the “better rapper” vs the “better artist”

They post on a music forum
They rate albums 1-10

That part bruh s*** makes me literally roll my eyes

Daniel Johnston tattoos (not Hi How Are You, the deep cuts)

eminem fan and not white

That’s white self-satisfied boomers testing out the waters for racism. I’m half white so I’ve heard that bullshit from my dad’s side plenty.

liking musical theater (ie: Lin Manuel miranda)

liking Phoebe bridgers, boygenius, big thief, Chappell roan, billie eilish, beabadoobee etc. all at the same time

what?

1st part

People who find those “shit Action Bronson says” memes really funny, I just don’t trust em

they are software engineer transplants who follow food accounts for their ny food recommendations but would never talk to an actual New Yorker in their life

to them, action Bronson is a quirky fat Albanian clown when in reality he's just a charismatic everyday New Yorker. they do not understand the depths of this queens s***

Not just music. When I recognize that an artist is very online. Engrossed in their phone and the spectacle. I see "the news" every day. I want to see your soul.

my girlfriend's stepbrother claims to have "misophonia" but only when trap music is playing, is this the new white people cop out

taydolf switler fan that's a straight 1 time exclusive beat while listening to 'i knew you were trouble' or 'we are never getting back together' while im thinking we are never gonna get together she aint never ever ever everrrr getting these premium backshots again nuh neverrrrrr 'walk thru' playing in my head while i walk thru n out of her house n life forever like rhq rip the legend

Listening to the new age phonk