i was out w friends, decided to leave the bar they were at to peruse around the street edit: go to the pink for a steak sub but they had already shut the grill off

after i had done that to my fill i ubered back to my friends house and threw up in the uber at the stop so i got out and the driver peeled off when i went to go back in for my phone that was under my lap, a new phone that i just got 2 days ago for $750

napped in my car because i couldn't get in the house, woke up a couple hours later and went home to collect my L

you are still drunk.

Lol

no

reread that middle run on sentences aloud

go back to sleep Derek, you’re drunk.

i don't do proper typing on an internet forum, sue me

Losing your phone in an uber is the worst because you need to log in to your account to tell them you forgot something

To log in on a new device they text a code to your phone

as a former uber lyft driver if we like you we instantly just return

But if you threw up in my uber you never seeing that phone again

The guy brought me mine back i was lucky

someone left some sony xm1003 in my car this year I was shocked

cleaning throw up out of a car is such a pain in the ass. Also drunk people even when you like "please try to throw up outside the car before you get in or I can stop if you need" all be cocky as f*** then suddenly throw up everywhere and f*** you over

First world problems

did you return them

Broadcasting our Ls? This generation is crazy

Never had anyone throw up when I was uberring thank god

Nah customer was rude rich and never asked about them. If they had been like where are they then I would make an effort but I am not going through all that effort if they aren't

I was so lucky until the final month

$750 phone that an android?

iphone 14

i'm not insecure idk

How many seasons of Homeboys in Outer Space were there?

Sounds like a fun night