That s*** starts at $1100 Canadian ill take the L

i don't know what that is i'm drunk

Step 1: acquire machete
Step 2: locate Uber driver with find my iphone
Step 3: scrape the vomit off the seats with the machete

night time inside the house are the best

You threw up in the Uber? I wish nothing but bad things upon you.

go to hell

i can always count on this section to provide positivity

Throwing up in an Uber gotta be the worst s*** ever for the driver. They can’t even get any more rides now and they gotta sit in the car smelling that, then they have to clean up your disgusting throw up. I’d keep that phone too.

Crazy he already sold your phone

update: i went to the pink to get a steak sub but they shut the grill off already :( that's when i called it a night

Bro that s*** is so f***ing nasty oh my god

Scooping that whole s*** out 🤢🤢🤢

F*** that, burn the whole car

Was final mile of the drive after driving them 30-40 minutes and soon as she got in could tell she was quite drunk and even stopped for gas . Hoped she would throw up when stopped for gas. final mile that stomach acid f***ed everything up

how you update OP and the middle still doesn't make sense

How you throw up in an Uber?

F***ing loser

not even out the window

Motherfucker
I'd be tight asl, especially because we STOPPED FOR GAS, like why tf didn't you get out then bih

it is the worst I can confirm. Especially cause I was looking at the map and the bonuses kicked up high after too

uber lyft barely pay for the cleaning in comparison to feeling of getting someone banned

Low-key

lol they got a hose out and tried to help me clean I was so baffled

I should have just got them banned and reported it but I felt bad for them

fellas active like you can hold your puke for a more convenient situation

S*** happens

exactly

just confirmed i have a whole backup of my phone prior to getting the new one so that makes me feel much better