Every few days or so, she will go through a 12 pack of something. This week it was seltzers.

And every goddamn time, I will walk outside n the morning to go to the gym and see at least one crushed up beer can in the yard.

I had to ask her to throw away beer cans in the f***ing recycle bin in front of our goddamn house.

Bro, if you have to be asked to not throw beer cans in our yard, then you're f***in white trash

jesus christ on a f***in cross man. I wanna ask her what her f***in thought process is behind trashing our yard. Does she just get really drunk and say "woooooo f*** it!"??

unfortunately, I'm not sure there is a proper way to ask that without sounding like a d***.

F*** man

of course there's a proper way to ask

damn b**** you live like this?

Let her know you're serious about trashing the yard.

I did

Response?

aouhhNoooooo youuuu wuhuwontttt

She sounds gross

Just give him a “hell yea baw, geaux tigas”

Or a “Roll Tide” will do.

she apologized and said she would. But theres a good chance she will get drunk and forget. Shes a damn mess

my other roommate called her disgusting as s***. But they worked it out cuz they are co dependent and f*** each other when they got nobody else to f***

oh yeah, shes also f***ed or made a pass at every d*** within 50 feet of our street including mine

she really is. training her has been a process

plot twist

out

They make rubbers baw

Raining her? type of s*** are u dealing with??

thats not even a cap. its literally true

she used to f*** our convict neighbor before her dipped out for firing off shots at his roommate.

trust me, its weird. she was a lot worse before me and this other dude moved in

he*

Call me a miracle worker, because I somehow turned this goddamned street around

Op there’s many ways we can solve this issue

Send the address

I dont need that burden bro lmao