sounds like u dont party

my party days are behind me tbh. Im tryna get s*** done now.

Parties are for special occasions now

bro this sounds like a movie plot where the f*** do you live

I like the way this post is starting. “A 12 pack of something” really shows this women has ISSUES

The south

Yeah she has a drinking problem lol

Okay now it seems op has made a HUGE reach. All signs point to alcoholism, but op has decided that his roommate is not an alcoholic but instead WHITE TRASH. Let’s see how he backs up these claims if at all.

Didn’t need to bring Jesus into this

@op kick her out or leave why even put up with that

be grateful

Land lord says he's gonna sell the place if somebody else leaves

Ummm since when are either mutually exclusive?

For?

idk dude just bring it up with her instead of here, she'll probably be receptive (and embarrassed) if you do so. it may be the spark she needs to change

lot of messy chicks also have ADHD ive figured

I did tell her politely

how did she respond? (sorry for not reading last page if there)

I’m dead

She apologized. Excess beer spilled on my shoe. She seemed genuinely sorry.

But she's a slob at heart bro. Its in her nature

yeah that's actually a really good sign and thats why i bring up ADHD (in her nature) probably not worth bringing it up though lol

I could see it.

That and substance abuse

yep very common signs, just bringing it up to give you another perspective. people aren't slobs because they wish to be, or lazy, or addicts, but obviously people need to have self-responsibility as well and her getting a heads up is a good thing

Yeah its weird cuz my other roomate is a clean freak. He straight up said "you're not gonna stop until we have rats in the house"

But they're banging so they work this s*** out somehow. Tbh idk how he tolerates her enough to be physical with her seeing he's so clean and she's not.

I'm bringing a girl over Friday. And I need to make sure this house ain't a wreck before she gets here

lemme hit

Gross