This is try hard activity

Just walking around a room like this
That’s cringe idk why

Never showing your face in public and if you do it’s masked up

Thread was funny til page 2 smh

Them people who wear hats, face masks, and glasses… what are you hiding?

Parking directly next to a car when there’s plenty of room not to

Age and ugliness

Tom Sawyer ass s***

You just described G Man

This s*** right here.

Hate this s***

Immediate suspect behavior

Someone driving past real slow while you walking or out in your front yard

wearing really dark eye shadow like robert pattinsons batman

heres one i did that made me feel very mysterious

journalling in a small black book in a nice restaurant by yourself
bonus if you have an intriguing beverage to accompany your dishes

sitting at the bar of a diner in a member's only jacket and walking to the bathroom

Does the owner ever pop out and treat you like a king thinking ur an influencer or sum

When people type with an ellipses at the end …

Ol “to be continued” headass

People that use "precisely" irl

no a part of the mysteriousness is that you have to look unapproachable/brooding as if in deep thought signalling "do not disturb me i am doing something incredibly important rite now." so they are all forced to curiously view you from a distance

damn why'd i just do this after reading this

looking over your laptop at work, fixing the wall, squinting your eyes and going 'mmmmm 🤔'