A whole ass log 😭😭😭

poo poo finger ass nigga I can’t believe it

I need names of the 5 fellas who liked that post

Just took the most painful s*** of my life. It took about 1 hour and 20 minutes. 1 hour and 20 minutes of pure pain. My entire lower body felt like it was getting pushed apart. Every single tiny movement of the big fella sent shockwaves of horrific pain throughout my body. It felt as if I was pushing a decked out ford f150 through my cavern. I almost blacked out twice and had to give some of the most forceful pushes of my entire life to get it to move at all. I was shaking and almost in tears.
Whole time my uber eats driver dropped my food off at the door at my apartment so Im trying to rush this mf out so nobody steals my Church’s chicken. Even with me rushing I sat on that marble throne for another agonizing hour in excruciating pain. Once the final tanker exited my anus I felt a sense of relief that I have not felt on this scale before.
I now respect women much more knowing that they will give birth to a child much larger than my little fecal excretion. I didn’t even think to look at that mf after it came out, I just wanted it out of my life and in the past.
Now I come to you all asking how I can ensure this will never ever happen again in the next however many years I experience life on this planet. I will eat and do anything.

bro yall shoulda just kept it in the celtics thread that woulda been funny asf

Lets see how that bad boy compares to Val

Sorry fellas time for sleep

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that fr happened lmaooo but I flushed without thinking to take a pic :(

Unlock the thread julio!

@Xpand sitting here fantasizing bout layin you on your stomach and tune that big ole red ass up spittin and foldin thhe big red ass cheeks and long d***ing that p**** till it's squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin got that dookie hole soakin wet soakin wet soakin wet you throwin it back and then grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin the d*** and im makin it grippin fartin grippin fartin still got- still got this p**** squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin squirtin and fartin you throwin it back and you grippin and huggin grippin and huggin grippin and huggin this d*** after you got it grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin grippin and fartin and you stroke

chapter black has a picture of a micropenis in it RIGHT NOW but I cant put a spoilered poop pic in there for archival purposes!!

whos micro cock?

Yall be easy

this ur 9th time saying goodnight

val caught a mute Im guessing ctfu

Second

i get it your traumitized from that s***

i mean should he not?

He gonna be back on an account named lil_dookie55

music.apple.com/us/album/frozen/1546290409?i=1546290410

Press play NOW

i miss val already 😞 why did he have to do that

Real