There's nothing more vulnerable and humbling than releasing the physical manifestation of our toxicity through that tiny hole located at the bottom of your torso.

You squirm, you moan and at the end of that ordeal there is relief.

You can think you're a god amongst men, but when your bowels begin to move you are reminded what you really are. We're all a little full of s***.

When you haven't s*** in a while and you begin to crown and your face go all your worries are swept away for a moment.

You're most yourself on the john. There is no denying what you are at that moment. Give thanks for the beauty of the process.

Literal s***post.

thats why I prefer 2D girls

damn im really doin that as i read this

I installed a toilet next to my current one so me and my girl can hold hands while we both collectively fight for our lives on the toilet allegedly

Our movements are synchronised brodie. True comraderie. Genuine humanity.

Y’all niggas be typing way too much about pooping

Enough

Coffee s***s >>>

@staticshockk that gif was funny, bring it back

born 2 s***, forced 2 wipe

I s*** in my garden because i am afraid of toilets since i almost fell in one. But i dont want to burry my poop so i paid the neighbors kid to burry them for me on a regular

everyone please report @op

? they spittin

I knew the Perc' was fake, but I still ate it 'cause I'm a chocolate gremlin

no he isn't

repored

When you learn to love others you learn to love yourself brother

@garetare They're now stealing your threads!

ktt2.com/yall-fight-for-your-life-on-the-toilet-in-the-am-32545251

anyway i just wanna tell @op about a*** s***cuz i think he'd be into it

First joke was about poop
Mozart wrote in length about s***
Chief Keef... must I say more?

true, but I respect a follow poo poster

Lots of toilet talk lately!

you clearly haven't spent more than $10 at Taco Bell