Coffee might be f***in me up

Yep. I was colon bowlin’ a perfect game a little earlier today.

I poop like twice a week

go see a doctor bruh lol

After champions breakfast (black coffee and cigarettes) always spittin some hot s*** on tha toilet

Great user

nah it's always a short and smooth experience

No. I'm in and out in 2 minutes.

Metamucil daily + squatty potty makes that s*** a breeze

As soon as that caffiene kicks in on the bus to work it's a race against the clock

coffee fr has y'all like this?

KTT2 profile to post ratio off the charts..

If i start my day like that, i'd just give up on the day

Two perfect shaped XL twix bars sitting next to eachother in the toilet each morning.
My colon right.

I started drinking coffee once I got to work so I could take a 10-15 min s*** break right after I got to work.
Could tell I was annoying them not being available right when work starts but they never said s*** cuz it was obvious I was legit s***ting

Sometimes the wiping just feels like it never ends and i almost wanna cry out of helplessness when the paper keeps coming back brown

Coffee turns me into a soft serve chocolate ice cream machine — not only that, but the bangs and pops from the lava turds exiting my body has my bathroom sounding like DDay at 6 in the morning

Yes

I’m fighting right now

Prayers brother

You’ll get through this

shouldnt coffee make it easier to s***

there's two different types of battles, trying to start and trying to stop

ngl man life is all about learning how to s*** good