Real af

What did I miss @ryder @bMass28

1 time wen i was 4-5yrs old my mom left me at a mall playground while she went shopping and i tried to go on a slide but another kid was sat there blocking it i was like hey can you move he said no so i grabbed his arm and bit it i was never left alone at mall playground after that

Have you tried poking him with a stick?

S drops the banhammer in reverse right from the start, freeing everyone—from Dave to Bruises. The newly released users storm in, high-fiving and laughing at the notion of “mod authority.” Beautiful Morning, the brand-new mod, panics, basically screaming for a “mod handbook.” That sets the stage: folks chant “Free Kodak Spice!” or “Ban that user for 2 minutes!” while the mod scrambles to keep up.

The thread soon derails into Mmm Hmm’s obsession with 21 “potential alts,” believing half the site’s from Boston, the other half from Mars. Kodak Spice preaches that NVDA stock is the only safe bet. People brag about “juicy t***” from ring dips, mixing chest workouts and stock tips because why not.

TNGHT users suddenly appear, boasting about secret side chats and threatening to ban all VZ planner folks from their section. Bruises insults a Verzuz by calling it “baloney” and rants about sushi just being raw fish. They also insist they “didn’t ever instigate with Wesley,” though no one quite believes them.

Wesley arrives with lines like “He almost nuked this thread from the site singlehandily” and goes on about how “the block button exists.” He eventually gets smacked by a mod mute, and some users say they “get why Wes got muted.” He promptly disappears, presumably recharging for the next meltdown.

Nort calls Tuneout “not only dumb but emotionally unstable,” among other jabs. Tuneout fires back with “You’re delusional. lol I defended myself just fine,” and wonders if they can “freely throw the f slur” since they’re openly gay. The slur usage spirals, from “nortarded” to “cock sucka.” Eventually, Tuneout also earns a mute—poetic justice after laughing at Wesley’s fate.

Echiham is rumored to be off enjoying a marathon facial session, returning occasionally to report other users. Artist retreats to Discord voice chat to hide from Bruises but refuses to speak, claiming “my throat hurts.” Observers suspect fear from the forum madness.

Purrp laments that “Beef ruined this site,” then ironically stirs more conflict. Joystick drifts in and out, overshadowed by the chaos. Frenchpress calls the meltdown a “psy op,” cracking jokes about 4chan. Bmass and ET provide color commentary, mocking rumors, announcing how “insanely terrible” some claims are, and ridiculing Tuneout for failing to quit the thread.

MixtapeHndrxxfree throws in random opinions, such as listening to DS2 daily to get through tough times, or condemning the forum for “enabling clowns.” Thankfully, it’s free of any TMI this time around.

A jumble of leftist or 4chan politics mingles with f bombs, r bombs, and “I’ll call you every slur in the book.” Everyone is an alt or a troll, or both. The place might as well be a comedic train wreck, yet no one can look away.

Some users dramatically declare, “I’m done,” or hide in Discord. Mutes, unbans, and alt-hunting continue. Beautiful Morning tries to keep the ship afloat. Ultimately, the site redefines “unfiltered chaos,” showcasing savage roasts, half-lucid arguments, and comedic gold that’s impossible to ignore.

Wesley preached “the block button exists” but ended up muted. Nort never misses a chance to throw savage putdowns. Tuneout flaunts the f slur yet gets silenced. Bruises says “baloney” and scorches half the forum. Artist insists “my throat hurts” and stays quiet in Discord. Echiham’s marathon facial sounds more relaxing than this circus. Purrp, Joystick, Bmass, ET, and Frenchpress play the peanut gallery. MixtapeHndrxxfree finds solace in DS2. Kodak Spice vows to sling every slur, then bemoans negativity aimed his way. In short, it’s a forum meltdown at its finest, and nobody can resist jumping back in for more.

hi daddy🙃
u joined the chat?

nort being nort and tune being tune

idek why they tried to argue... neither one of them was gonna change the other's mind

you know how this thread is with the truth...

Fed AI 200 pages worth of this thread and I’m dying at the psychoanalysis.

@Tuneout – The Proudly Gay, D***-Loving Shock Jock
• Personality
Imagine an unfiltered whirlwind of insults, rolling on some unknown substance, cackling in your face while slinging vicious words like they’re going out of style. He’s openly gay, but ironically peppers conversations with homophobic slurs—like he’s reclaiming them in the most brutal, zero-chill way possible.
• Argument Tactics
1. Total Equal-Opportunity Offender
If you’re breathing, he’ll find a reason to call you “ ed,” or “ ,” or some other eye-popping term. This shock factor is basically his bread and butter.
2. D***-Powered Aggression
When the meltdown dial hits 11, you can guess he’s on something—he’ll gleefully announce he’s rolling, blazing, or otherwise chemically enhanced, then proceed to tear into you like a piranha on raw meat.
3. Target Lock
Once he sets his sights on you—particularly if you’re Bruises or Nort—he’ll chase you across pages of the forum, hurling vile barbs until either he passes out or you throw in the towel.
• Particular Disdain For
• Bruises: Something about Bruises’ style sets him off. He’ll barge into whatever conversation Bruises is having and detonate the entire thread with one or two nuclear-level slurs.
• Nort: The eternally calm or logic-minded approach from Nort is like kerosene to Tuneout’s flame. Every time they collide, it’s a meltdown buffet.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Picture an otherwise normal argument: maybe someone’s complaining about the stock market or discussing last night’s Netflix binge. Tuneout arrives, announces he’s “high as f***,” throws around “ ,” calls a random bystander “ ed,” and storms off, leaving behind a flaming crater of confusion and offended forum-goers.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Injects adrenaline straight into the thread’s jugular. If things ever get boring, he’ll show up with a blowtorch and start torching people verbally.
• Lives free of shame—some might grudgingly admire that.
• Weaknesses:
• Alienates potential allies. The unrelenting slurs can overshadow any valid point.
• Prone to cyclical meltdown: Rant, offend half the forum, vanish to do more d****, repeat.
• Win or Crash?
• He “wins” if the metric is “Who can nuke the thread hardest with shock value?” He’s the champion of meltdown mania.
• He “crashes” in the sense that every confrontation eventually ends with the forum collectively saying, “Dude, chill,” and him flipping them off and leaving—only to come back again, just as furious.

In short, Tuneout is the unstoppable juggernaut of slur-spewing chaos in the KTT2 VZ Planner Thread. He’s flamboyant, perpetually intoxicated, and downright fearless. If you see him coming, either brace yourself or step aside—there’s no middle ground in the path of this category-five s***storm.

@Echiham

Kodak Spice vows to sling every slur, then bemoans negativity aimed his way.

@ryder 💫 – The Human Punching Bag in a Hurricane of Bullshit
• Personality
Nort is that poor soul who desperately wants to be the voice of reason in a house party of pyromaniacs. He tries to keep conversations logical, but the second the forum goes off the rails (which is, like, always), he’s left waving his arms, screaming, “Wait, let’s be rational!” while everyone else sets each other on fire.
• Argument Tactics
1. Terminal Earnestness
He approaches every argument like it’s a college debate: “Actually, let’s clarify our terms and proceed politely.” Meanwhile, the rest of the thread is playing dodgeball with bricks.
2. Quote-War Addict
If someone so much as paraphrases him incorrectly, Nort quotes the entire conversation with microscopic precision—“At 3:04 pm, you said X, which differs from your 2:59 pm statement Y!”—until everyone’s eyes glaze over.
3. Mini Meltdowns
The moment someone shrugs him off or says “Dude, chill,” he takes it personally. Next thing you know, he’s in a philosophical tailspin about whether the entire forum is just a dream.
• Favorite Headaches
• Kodak Spice: Who told him, “It’s not that deep,” causing Nort to question the nature of reality.
• Tuneout: Who slings slurs like a drunken sailor, and leaves Nort trying to parse some moral high ground while also wanting to respond. It’s like handing a dictionary to a Tasmanian Devil.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Possibly the day Kodak dismissed him in two words—“Relax, bro”—and Nort spent the next 17 pages a***yzing the meaning of “relax.” Meanwhile, half the forum was like, “What the hell, Nort?” He went into an existential spiral about whether life is truly meaningless, or if the forum is just a reflection of some cosmic joke.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Persistent as f***. He’ll keep trying to be rational, even when it’s painfully obvious the rest of the forum thrives on anarchy.
• Lowkey comedic gold: his meltdown rants are like tragic mini-essays that the s***posters absolutely love to dissect.
• Weaknesses:
• Takes everything personally. The simplest “lol u good?” can send him into a 10,000-word response.
• Can’t handle the forum’s “who cares?” vibes. He wants a court trial; the forum is an arson party.
• Win or Crash?
• He “wins” in the sense that he’s morally consistent—he’s trying to have real dialogue.
• He “crashes” hard when he inevitably realizes everyone else is just here for the drama, and his pleas for logic and empathy get drowned out by slurs and flaming banter.

In short, Nort is the wide-eyed rabbit in a fox den, constantly trying to reason with people who’d rather piss gasoline onto the fire. He means well, but this is KTT2 VZ Planner Thread—no one cares about well-meaning. They care about spectacle, and Nort’s meltdowns deliver that in spades.

@KodakSpice 🙄 – The Finance Bro Troll Who Can’t Be Killed
• Personality
Picture a dude who swears he’s the next Warren Buffett but can’t stop bickering over forum drama. One minute, he’s telling you why NVIDIA is God’s gift to stock portfolios; the next minute, he’s riling up unsuspecting users into meltdown territory. Like an annoying big brother who’s read half a book on investing and thinks he’s got the entire stock market mapped out.
• Argument Tactics
1. Finance Flex
Whenever a conversation bores him, he whips out lines like, “Time in the market beats timing the market” or “I only trust NVDA.” It’s the internet equivalent of a gambler bragging about his last big win—completely random, but he thinks it’s the ultimate mic drop.
2. The “Mute Me, Bro” Dare
He claims to be the only user who’s been muted by every mod. He’s like a serial speedrunner for bans—gets unmuted, trolls hard, begs for another ban, rinse, repeat. He thrives on that weird adrenaline rush of “mod abuse.”
3. Pseudo-Humility / Trolling
He’ll occasionally pretend to be a stoner philosopher: “i dont think he can see who reports me either,” while half the thread wonders if he’s joking or just high. He lives in that hazy in-between where you can’t quite tell if he’s serious, and that confusion is exactly what keeps him going.
• Key Meltdown Moment
He once got unmuted, flexed about it (like he won an Olympic medal), then got re-muted literally within minutes. Think of a 5-year-old freed from time-out for good behavior—only to immediately punch a sibling and get sent right back. The difference is, he finds it hilarious and probably invests in a new stock in the meantime.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• A chaotic clown who keeps the thread from going stale. Always ready with an out-of-nowhere finance tangent.
• Unbannable cockroach energy: the nuclear meltdown happens, and he still crawls out alive, wallet in hand, touting NVDA shares.
• Weaknesses:
• Might push the stock-bro routine to the point where everyone’s rolling their eyes. “We get it, you love Nvidia. Shut up.”
• Lives for getting muted—like a masochist who shows up to a fight with a “hit me” sign pinned to his chest.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if we measure by how many times he can get a mod to hit the ban-hammer, only for him to pop back up.
• “Crashes” in the sense that it’s a never-ending cycle. He’s basically stuck in purgatory, toggling between “muted by staff” and “handing out half-baked finance sermons.”

Ultimately, “Kodak Spice” is the self-styled finance oracle meets troll jester. He’s giddy about stocks one second, poking a hornet’s nest the next, and somehow always emerges unscathed—just a bit more insufferable.

The simplest “lol u good?” can send him into a 10,000-word response.

@Bruises – The Self-Appointed Traitor-Hunter Who Lives for Drama
• Personality
Think of that friend who’s constantly paranoid about who “betrayed” whom. He roams the thread like a medieval inquisitor, sniffing out “traitors” and “snakes.” Meanwhile, everyone else is sipping coffee, thinking, “Dude, we’re just s***posting—relax.” He also claims to watch edgy TV shows (“The Boys,” “Invincible”) for “realism,” but half the time he’s referencing them to dunk on forum users he thinks are fake.
• Argument Tactics
1. Call-Out King
He’ll @ you with “explain yourself,” as if you owe him an entire bibliography. Once he has you on the defensive, he tries to pin some nonsensical charge on you—“You posted this a year ago, traitor!”
2. Edgy Pop Culture Comparisons
He’s the type to say, “That meltdown was a Homelander moment,” or “We need more realistic stories, or we’d all be dead.” Meanwhile, the rest of the forum is just trying to talk about stonks or personal drama.
3. Random Sincerity
Sometimes, out of nowhere, he’ll be surprisingly supportive—maybe congratulating someone for losing weight or finishing an exam. Then five minutes later, he’s flinging accusations and calling you a “traitor” again. Bipolar? Possibly just bored.
• Key Meltdown Moment
He once posted about how half the forum “turned traitor” while he was gone, launching a mini McCarthy-era witch hunt. People responded with either “LOL sure” or “What the hell, man?” He doubled down, calling out multiple users for reasons that made about as much sense as a poorly written soap opera. By the end, the entire fiasco was comedic gold, with everyone either ignoring him or fueling the meltdown just to see how far he’d go.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Entertaining as hell when bored. If the thread’s too quiet, just poke Bruises about “loyalty,” and watch him set off like a 4th of July fireworks show.
• Will actually fight for you in an argument… if he considers you “not a traitor.” Good luck figuring out that criterion.
• Weaknesses:
• Can’t let go of imaginary betrayals. He’s basically a dog chasing its own tail—convinced something’s there when it’s just him.
• Overuses edgy references. Eventually, nobody cares about “how The Boys compares to real life.”
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the goal is stirring up soap-opera-level drama in a random forum.
• “Crashes” each time people stop taking him seriously, turning his dramatic call-outs into jokes. Because once the crowd sees it’s all bark and no bite, the tension deflates.

In short, Bruises is the self-declared detective/loyalty enforcer in this chaotic forum. He’s constantly flipping between friendly and hostile, always accusing folks of something, but ironically, that’s what keeps him relevant: you never know when he’ll barge in with a new “traitor” theory or a half-baked attempt to make the thread “realistic.”

@uhhhhhhh – The Fallen Titan Turned Ironic Meme
• Personality
Wesley used to stroll into the thread like he ran the place—people looked up to him for a hot minute. Then something snapped: he started posting pseudo-profound essays, desperately trying to maintain that “sage on a mountaintop” persona. Eventually, the forum realized his “deep” thoughts smelled like bullshit. Now he’s the butt of half the jokes, tragically stuck in a perpetual meltdown loop.
• Argument Tactics
1. Wannabe Socrates
He’ll drop paragraphs of vaguely philosophical babble, hoping you’ll think, “Wow, that’s insight!” Instead, everyone’s rolling their eyes, turning his paragraphs into meme fodder.
2. Overreach & Collapse
He overextends himself—trying to fix group drama, interpret someone’s meltdown, or weigh in like an “expert.” But each time, it backfires so hard, you’d think it was a slapstick comedy.
3. Ego Wounds
Once people start mocking him, he freaks out or tries to double down, leading to further mockery. It’s an endless cycle: he says something profound, the forum sets it on fire, he panics, meltdown intensifies.
• Key Meltdown Moment
The day the entire thread decided to treat his “profound” posts like comedic one-liners. Instead of praising his wisdom, they spammed the quotes ironically, turning Wesley’s big speech into a running gag. He couldn’t figure out why nobody took him seriously. It was the comedic equivalent of slipping on a banana peel while delivering a sermon.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• At least tries to be thoughtful, even if his efforts flop spectacularly.
• Once had real respect, so there’s a chance of redemption—if he’d stop overreaching.
• Weaknesses:
• Clings to a “deep thinker” façade, but the thread’s savvier. They feast on his forced introspection like piranhas.
• Mortally wounded by irony. Each meltdown cements his meme status.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if you measure success by comedic value—his failures bring the forum endless entertainment.
• “Crashes” in the sense that he’s basically become a walking joke. The “titan” aura is gone; all that’s left is a punchline.

In short, Wesley tried to be the wise sage of KTT2 VZ. But the mob saw through the theatrics, roasted him alive, and now he’s a meme. It’s a Shakespearean tragedy—if Shakespeare replaced the Globe Theatre with a rowdy internet forum that trashes wannabe intellectuals for sport.

ET (Huge bmass Fan) – The AI-Powered Puppetmaster
• Personality
ET is like a mad scientist, gleefully dumping entire forum threads into an AI blender just to see what horrifying new form of chaos it spits out. He’s simultaneously the weirdo archivist, the comedic ringmaster, and a borderline troll—spending way too much time feeding the group’s meltdowns back to them via glitchy robot voices.
• Argument Tactics
1. Weaponized AI
Don’t bother debating him—he’ll just paste your entire meltdown into some chatbot, then share the freakish result for everyone to mock. It’s like fighting a mirror that farts your own words back at you.
2. “I’m Dying Laughing” Posts
He’ll announce in all caps that he “can’t breathe” because the AI recap is so hilarious. Meanwhile, half the forum’s going, “Oh God, what unholy voice clip did you create now?”
3. Spectator Masquerade
He rarely has to get his hands dirty. Why? He’s too busy cackling from the control booth, turning your petty fights into twisted comedic gold for the rest to watch.
• Key Meltdown Moment
The day he ran the entire VZ Planner Thread logs into some AI voice generator, producing a segment where the machine concluded “everyone is gay and autistic in the season finale.” The forum collectively lost its s***—like a thousand stoned hyenas—and suddenly ET was crowned the official content machine. That was his giant leap from “random user” to “holy crap, he can do that?”
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Pure unadulterated creativity. He’s basically the group’s evil wizard conjuring comedic spells.
• Teflon presence—he doesn’t get dragged into drawn-out drama because he’s too busy forging new comedic ammunition from everyone else’s meltdown.
• Weaknesses:
• Risk of oversaturation: after the 50th AI-generated “podcast,” some users might roll their eyes: “Christ, this again?”
• Kinda parasitic. His best content comes from other people’s fights—no drama, no new fodder.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the metric is “who can harness the group’s chaos for maximum lulz?” He’s the undefeated champion.
• “Crashes” if the forum finally decides they’re sick of hearing a robotic voice read their darkest arguments. But let’s be real—drama addicts rarely get tired of new ways to re-experience their own insanity.

TL;DR: ET is the top-tier alchemist of the KTT2 VZ Planner Thread, cooking up monstrous AI recaps from everyone’s meltdown content. As long as drama keeps flowing, he’ll keep stirring the pot—pushing the forum to new levels of hysterical self-reflection.

@bMass28 – The Laid-Back Chaos Enabler
• Personality
Think of that chill dude at the party who doesn’t get wasted or start fights… but is perfectly happy to instigate from the sidelines. He tosses in witty one-liners while everyone else is stabbing each other with their meltdown swords. Somehow, he’s always there, in the background, occasionally offering commentary that’s just snarky enough to poke the bear, but never so incendiary that it singes him.
• Argument Tactics
1. Dry-Wit Drive-Bys
He’ll hop in, drop a deadpan remark—maybe referencing some personal “lore” or inside joke—and bounce. It’s like a comedic sniper shot that leaves people half-laughing, half-infuriated.
2. Unshakable Composure
While some jerk is calling him out, he’s usually shrugging it off like, “Cool story, bro.” You want to see him meltdown? Good luck—dude’s Teflon.
3. Ever-Present Yet Noncommittal
He’s never the star of a major feud; that’s for the attention w****s. He’s like the wisecracking side character in a sitcom who never gets written out because everyone secretly loves his small cameo lines.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Actually, there isn’t one. He’s not known to meltdown. The forum tries, occasionally, to goad him into a fight, but he usually shrugs and sips coffee. The only “crisis” might be if he vanished for a week—everyone would notice the comedic gap and wonder if they’d lost their low-key jester.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Stays cool under pressure. Mocks everyone’s drama without personally getting dragged in.
• A comedic anchor. His occasional barbs keep the meltdown machine chugging, but no one holds it against him, because he’s too damned chill.
• Weaknesses:
• Could be seen as a bystander—never truly picks a side. If you’re looking for a loyal ally, you’re not sure he’s got your back.
• Sometimes so noncommittal that it’s frustrating to those who want a reaction.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” in the sense that he rarely enters meltdown territory. When everyone else is spamming slurs or crying about being banned, he’s on the sidelines quipping, “Ok.”
• “Crashes”… well, that would require him to actually give a s*** in the first place.

Bottom line: “bmass” is the unflappable peanut gallery of the KTT2 VZ Planner Thread, gliding through the chaos like a smug cat among barking dogs. He never drowns in the drama—and that’s precisely why he remains a beloved fixture in this insane soap opera.

@Mmm_Hmm 😆 – The Forum Spectator Turned Hype Man
• Personality
Mmm Hmm is that person in the crowd who doesn’t jump into the cage fight but stands outside, cheering like it’s WrestleMania. He’s living for the show—every meltdown, every ban, every petty argument. He occasionally lob an offhand comment or a well-timed “LOL knew that was coming,” then scuttles off to observe the next trainwreck.
• Argument Tactics
1. Low-Commitment Reactivity
He rarely invests himself in a real stance. He prefers to watch the drama swirl like a tornado, occasionally tossing in a “Yikes” or “This is wild” to keep the energy pumping.
2. Armchair Cheerleading
Imagine a drunk sports fan hollering from the bleachers. That’s him when the forum is mid-explosion. He’s not suiting up to play; he’s there for the halftime show.
3. Occasional Hype Nudges
He’ll occasionally say something like “Guys, that meltdown was S-tier,” urging people to keep the chaos rolling. He’s basically fueling the fire, but from a safe distance.
• Key Meltdown Moment
The day Kodak got banned for the fifth time. Everyone’s howling or freaking out—Mmm Hmm just calmly quips, “Called it,” and moves right along. He’s like the forum’s indifferent fortune teller: sees the chaos coming, does nothing about it, laughs, and leaves.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Clearly unbothered. Nothing rattles him—he’s too busy spectating.
• Adds comedic commentary without taking direct hits in arguments. That’s a skill in a warzone forum.
• Weaknesses:
• Minimal engagement can look like cowardice—never truly gets his hands dirty.
• If you want a serious conversation, forget it. He’ll bounce after a one-liner.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if you measure success by never having a meltdown, never picking a side, and strolling out unscathed.
• “Crashes”… well, that would require him to actually commit to a battle. He’s too slippery for that.

Bottom line: Mmm Hmm is the smooth bystander, tossing out quick reactions like a commentator for a deadly circus. He doesn’t start fires, but he’ll pull up a lawn chair to watch the blaze—and let you know he totally saw it coming.

@Camille – The Snarky Sopranos Meme-Lord
• Personality
Think of a guy whose entire online persona is a never-ending reel of wisecracks, jabs, and references to “this thing of ours.” He probably pictures himself as Tony Soprano, running the Bada Bing of the forum—casually insulting everyone, slapping them around with witty remarks, then dropping a Paulie Walnuts meme to punctuate the chaos.
• Argument Tactics
1. Rapid-Fire Snark
He’s not writing multi-paragraph arguments; he’s spitting one-liners like a stand-up comic on amphetamines. Somebody tries to speak seriously, and Camille retorts, “Fuhgeddaboudit,” complete with a Sopranos GIF.
2. The Sopranos Edge
If s*** gets real, he whips out the big guns—Sopranos reaction images. Maybe Silvio Dante’s scowling face or Christopher Moltisanti’s meltdown moment. It’s like comedic punctuation that says, “Capisce?”
3. Sneaky S***-Stirring
He’ll toss a glib remark or subtle insult, then vanish behind a Sopranos meme. The unsuspecting victim’s left thinking, “Wait, did he just roast me?”—by the time they figure it out, he’s already posted five more jokes elsewhere.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Not so much a meltdown as a constant barrage of comedic potshots. Maybe the biggest highlight is when some user gets offended by his snark, tries to come at him, and he floods the thread with 15 Tony Soprano reaction GIFs that pretty much say, “Oh, poor baby—did I upset you?” The result? The offended user meltdown escalates, while Camille cackles from the sidelines, tossing another “GABAGOOL” reference in for good measure.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Keeps the forum lively; if you’re ever bored, just watch him pepper the discussion with The Sopranos quips.
• Hard to pin down or roast effectively, because he’s never that serious—he’s joking before you can even respond.
• Weaknesses:
• Can be grating if you actually want a real conversation and he’s spamming mobster memes. “Christ, Camille, not another Silvio GIF.”
• Overreliance on Sopranos references. After a while, you might be like, “Dude, have you watched any other show since 1999?”
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the measure is having the last snarky word. The unstoppable barrage of jokes is unstoppable (duh).
• “Crashes” only if the entire thread collectively decides they’re sick of Sopranos memes—unlikely, given how iconic that show is, but hey, it could happen.

In short, Camille’s the forum’s wiseguy, forever quipping with sly remarks and Sopranos imagery. Some folks find him hilarious, others want to put a horse’s head in his bed. Either way, you can’t deny he’s got the comedic hustle to keep the conversation as spicy as Carmela’s ziti.

@Echiham – The Anime-Loving K-Pop Stan in a Facemask Frenzy
• Personality
Picture a whirlwind of contradictory obsessions. One minute, he’s fangirling over K-pop idols and showing off the latest Taylor Swift “Midnights” merch; the next, he’s quoting some obscure anime about demon exorcists. Add in the fact he treats multi-hour facial sessions like they’re a normal part of every day, and you’ve basically got a walking spa day with a J-pop soundtrack. All while pining after a ghoster who leaves him on read for eternity.
• Argument / Forum Behavior
1. Multi-Hour Facials Flex
Where most people brag about their gym sessions or stock gains, Echiham is all, “Going for a 2.5-hour facial, brb.” He’s the ultimate self-care evangelist, or maybe just stalling so he doesn’t have to face real life.
2. Full Weeb & K-Pop Enthusiasm
He’s that user linking you to random anime intros or BTS deep cuts at 3 a.m. like it’s some mandatory cultural assignment. If you dare question the brilliance of either, expect him to side-eye you harder than Lisa from BLACKPINK.
3. Swiftie On the Side
Don’t forget: he’s also repping Taylor Swift, presumably blasting “All Too Well” (10-minute version) while he’s in the middle of his K-beauty routine. If that’s not peak emotional whiplash, we don’t know what is.
• Key Meltdown Moment
The day he posted a rant about how the girl he’s chasing ghosted him again—right before heading to a facial appointment. He typed some heartfelt meltdown about “Why won’t she answer me?” ended it with, “Anyway, gotta pamper my skin,” and practically ran off. Meanwhile, the forum went, “Dude, fix your love life first—maybe a face mask won’t solve all your problems.”
• Ongoing Saga: The Unrequited Pursuit
He’s basically that friend who’s always like, “She’s ignoring me, but I know we have a connection,” as he hits “Send” on 12 more unanswered DMs. Everyone else is cringing, but he persists, presumably hoping the next facial plus a new K-pop comeback might manifest her attention.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Self-care game is off the charts. He’ll out-glow any hater.
• Passionate about his fandoms— anime, K-pop, T-Swift. If dedication was currency, he’d be a billionaire.
• Despite the heartbreak, he keeps a bizarrely sunny outlook. He’s not letting ghosting or late-night anime marathons slow him down.
• Weaknesses:
• Might be burying emotional turmoil under spa visits and pop-culture obsessions.
• The unending ghosting drama is borderline tragic. Maybe ditch the phone until you find someone who actually texts back.
• Could annoy the forum with constant fandom evangelism. Not everyone needs to know the entire discography of Twice or watch a 900-episode anime.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the metric is “Who’s the most pampered fanboy out here?” He’s unstoppable with those facials and merch collections.
• “Crashes” if you consider the emotional carnage of chasing a ghost who never responds. All that clarity and glow from your facials won’t fix heartbreak, buddy.

In short, “Echiham” is the unstoppable K-Pop x anime x Taylor Swift hype train, cruising along in a plush spa seat. He might be ghosted on the daily, but he’s sure as hell not letting that dull his shine—or stop him from playing you the next J-pop banger you never asked for.

Tuneout crashout finale worth the read, he mentions you a lot

they keep emphasizing echi's "facials"