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NortTuneout crashout finale
worth the read, he mentions you a lot 
i felt like i wasted my time reading that
@frenchpress 🔺 – The Jaded Cynic Who Gaslights for Fun
• Personality
Think of a contrarian uncle at Thanksgiving who s***s on everything before you even finish your sentence. He’s like, “Oh, you enjoy AI podcasts? Worst 4 minutes of my life. Don’t talk to me until you develop real taste.” He’s fueled by a near-professional level of eye-rolling and half-smirks, making everyone wonder if he’s above it all or just can’t stand the place.
• Argument Tactics
1. Gaslight & Misquote
He’ll half-listen to your rant, then confidently restate what you said in a twisted, incorrect form. Before you can correct him, he’s off to the races, acting like you’re the confused one.
2. Zero Patience for “Hype”
Podcasts? “Trash.” AI mania? “Worthless.” Stock tips from Kodak? “Sure, kid.” He drips with the condescending vibe that everything you love is a lame fad.
3. Jaded but Effective
Even if the forum calls him out, he’s unflappable. He deals in vague shrugs and the occasional “nobody asked.” Good luck rattling a guy who basically invented that level of apathy.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Less of a meltdown, more of a slow burn. The day someone forced him to endure an AI-generated forum “podcast,” and he declared it “the worst 4 mins of my life,” proceeding to rant about how he despises everything about the medium. The thread tried to defend the AI bit, but Frenchpress just kept ignoring their points, dropping snark bombs like, “If your bar is that low, you might as well watch paint dry.” Everyone eventually gave up.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Master of the “I don’t give a damn” stance. Impervious to hype, drama, or meltdown tears.
• Gaslights so smoothly you might think you’re the one losing it when you try to argue back.
• Good comedic relief if you enjoy cynics who tear everyone else’s illusions down.
• Weaknesses:
• Kinda insufferable if you actually want to enjoy or discuss something without being told you’re a moron.
• Overplays the “I hate everything” card; eventually, it loses its shock value.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the metric is “Who’s the biggest cynic in the room?” He’s the champion.
• “Crashes” if the entire forum eventually says, “Oh, that’s just him,” and tunes him out—no more shock effect, no more relevance.Bottom line: “Frenchpress” is the poster child for jaded, dismissive vibes, casually wrecking everyone’s excitement and rewriting arguments to make you look like an idiot. If cynicism were a currency, he’d be Elon Musk.
- Nort 💫
Huge bmass Fan@ryder 💫 – The Human Punching Bag in a Hurricane of Bullshit
• Personality
Nort is that poor soul who desperately wants to be the voice of reason in a house party of pyromaniacs. He tries to keep conversations logical, but the second the forum goes off the rails (which is, like, always), he’s left waving his arms, screaming, “Wait, let’s be rational!” while everyone else sets each other on fire.
• Argument Tactics
1. Terminal Earnestness
He approaches every argument like it’s a college debate: “Actually, let’s clarify our terms and proceed politely.” Meanwhile, the rest of the thread is playing dodgeball with bricks.
2. Quote-War Addict
If someone so much as paraphrases him incorrectly, Nort quotes the entire conversation with microscopic precision—“At 3:04 pm, you said X, which differs from your 2:59 pm statement Y!”—until everyone’s eyes glaze over.
3. Mini Meltdowns
The moment someone shrugs him off or says “Dude, chill,” he takes it personally. Next thing you know, he’s in a philosophical tailspin about whether the entire forum is just a dream.
• Favorite Headaches
• Kodak Spice: Who told him, “It’s not that deep,” causing Nort to question the nature of reality.
• Tuneout: Who slings slurs like a drunken sailor, and leaves Nort trying to parse some moral high ground while also wanting to respond. It’s like handing a dictionary to a Tasmanian Devil.
• Key Meltdown Moment
Possibly the day Kodak dismissed him in two words—“Relax, bro”—and Nort spent the next 17 pages a***yzing the meaning of “relax.” Meanwhile, half the forum was like, “What the hell, Nort?” He went into an existential spiral about whether life is truly meaningless, or if the forum is just a reflection of some cosmic joke.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Persistent as f***. He’ll keep trying to be rational, even when it’s painfully obvious the rest of the forum thrives on anarchy.
• Lowkey comedic gold: his meltdown rants are like tragic mini-essays that the s***posters absolutely love to dissect.
• Weaknesses:
• Takes everything personally. The simplest “lol u good?” can send him into a 10,000-word response.
• Can’t handle the forum’s “who cares?” vibes. He wants a court trial; the forum is an arson party.
• Win or Crash?
• He “wins” in the sense that he’s morally consistent—he’s trying to have real dialogue.
• He “crashes” hard when he inevitably realizes everyone else is just here for the drama, and his pleas for logic and empathy get drowned out by slurs and flaming banter.In short, Nort is the wide-eyed rabbit in a fox den, constantly trying to reason with people who’d rather piss gasoline onto the fire. He means well, but this is KTT2 VZ Planner Thread—no one cares about well-meaning. They care about spectacle, and Nort’s meltdowns deliver that in spades.
·1 replyKodak Spicei felt like i wasted my time reading that
Now you know how we feel with all of your posts 😝
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
Now you know how we feel with all of your posts 😝
suck my d*** from the back while i spray spicy diahhrea down ur throat retarded c**
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
suck my d*** from the back while i spray spicy diahhrea down ur throat retarded c**
This is just gross
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
This is just gross
good
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
good
Go shower
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
Go shower
too early for that
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
too early for that
It's 7am
- Nort 💫·1 replyKodak Spice
i felt like i wasted my time reading that
lets goooo
I showered like 20 minutes ago
- Beautiful Morning
It's 7am
i havent risen yet
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I will be buying the gravity falls journal 3
- Nort
lets goooo
lets goooooon
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
I will be buying the gravity falls journal 3
slingshot being a mod is like me being a mod
- Kodak Spice
slingshot being a mod is like me being a mod
Yeah idk what happened there lol
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But uh go slingshot!
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
But uh go slingshot!
hey bro i own nba thread
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
hey bro i own nba thread
Lol
- ·1 replyBeautiful Morning
Lol
sling said so
- ·1 replyKodak Spice
sling said so
We also just found black tar heroin in his glove compartment. Disregarded.
- Beautiful Morning
We also just found black tar heroin in his glove compartment. Disregarded.
way to dismiss someone on the basis of enjoying life
Mmm Hmm 😆OP·2 repliesHe approaches every argument like it’s a college debate: “Actually, let’s clarify our terms and proceed politely.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the thread is playing dodgeball with bricks.
- Mmm Hmm
He approaches every argument like it’s a college debate: “Actually, let’s clarify our terms and proceed politely.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the thread is playing dodgeball with bricks.
