Beautiful Morning

8h

My appa plushie arrives on Monday

Mmm Hmm

8h

He approaches every argument like it’s a college debate: “Actually, let’s clarify our terms and proceed politely.”
Meanwhile, the rest of the thread is playing dodgeball with bricks.

Prez

16h

Next chapter loading! VZ Planner was the first of two very important chapters in my life

Huge bmass Fan

9h

@Bruises – The Self-Appointed Traitor-Hunter Who Lives for Drama
• Personality
Think of that friend who’s constantly paranoid about who “betrayed” whom. He roams the thread like a medieval inquisitor, sniffing out “traitors” and “snakes.” Meanwhile, everyone else is sipping coffee, thinking, “Dude, we’re just s***posting—relax.” He also claims to watch edgy TV shows (“The Boys,” “Invincible”) for “realism,” but half the time he’s referencing them to dunk on forum users he thinks are fake.
• Argument Tactics
1. Call-Out King
He’ll @ you with “explain yourself,” as if you owe him an entire bibliography. Once he has you on the defensive, he tries to pin some nonsensical charge on you—“You posted this a year ago, traitor!”
2. Edgy Pop Culture Comparisons
He’s the type to say, “That meltdown was a Homelander moment,” or “We need more realistic stories, or we’d all be dead.” Meanwhile, the rest of the forum is just trying to talk about stonks or personal drama.
3. Random Sincerity
Sometimes, out of nowhere, he’ll be surprisingly supportive—maybe congratulating someone for losing weight or finishing an exam. Then five minutes later, he’s flinging accusations and calling you a “traitor” again. Bipolar? Possibly just bored.
• Key Meltdown Moment
He once posted about how half the forum “turned traitor” while he was gone, launching a mini McCarthy-era witch hunt. People responded with either “LOL sure” or “What the hell, man?” He doubled down, calling out multiple users for reasons that made about as much sense as a poorly written soap opera. By the end, the entire fiasco was comedic gold, with everyone either ignoring him or fueling the meltdown just to see how far he’d go.
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Entertaining as hell when bored. If the thread’s too quiet, just poke Bruises about “loyalty,” and watch him set off like a 4th of July fireworks show.
• Will actually fight for you in an argument… if he considers you “not a traitor.” Good luck figuring out that criterion.
• Weaknesses:
• Can’t let go of imaginary betrayals. He’s basically a dog chasing its own tail—convinced something’s there when it’s just him.
• Overuses edgy references. Eventually, nobody cares about “how The Boys compares to real life.”
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the goal is stirring up soap-opera-level drama in a random forum.
• “Crashes” each time people stop taking him seriously, turning his dramatic call-outs into jokes. Because once the crowd sees it’s all bark and no bite, the tension deflates.

In short, Bruises is the self-declared detective/loyalty enforcer in this chaotic forum. He’s constantly flipping between friendly and hostile, always accusing folks of something, but ironically, that’s what keeps him relevant: you never know when he’ll barge in with a new “traitor” theory or a half-baked attempt to make the thread “realistic.”

JoyStick

8h

Missed our VC yesterday

Mr Papi Nigga Dave

10h

hi daddy🙃
u joined the chat?

sace

8h

how you doin? im just dropping in for the crash out last night lol

Br00ses

7h

Tuneout said nort is stupid because he only went to high school and also is a lame liberal

frenchpress

8h

@early what we think abt this one dawg… this is a devastating blow

BIG early

7h

i mean

CutiePieHole

7h

what happen

Br00ses

7h

Tuneout said nort is stupid because he only went to high school and also is a lame liberal

Huge bmass Fan

8h

@NYFinest – The Drama Diva Always On The Brink of “Retirement”
• Personality
Picture a self-declared “bad b****” who half-loves the chaos and half-laments having “enemies.” She might toss out lines like “These hoes ain’t loyal!” or “Why are my enemies following me?” but, spoiler alert, she keeps showing up in the forum ring. She’s basically the star of her own reality TV show, claiming she’s done with it all… while repeatedly stepping back on stage.
• Argument Tactics
1. Cameo Combustion
She’ll swoop in, drop some references to toxic celebrities (Tory Lanez, Chris Brown) or random hot-button drama, then vanish—until the next blow-up.
2. Quick-Fire B****iness
If someone steps on her toes, she’s ready with a sassy clapback. “I’m retired after this,” she huffs, but does anyone really believe that?
3. “Why Me?” Antics
She plays both instigator and victim: “Why are my enemies following me?” Girl, maybe they’re still around because you never actually leave.
• Key Meltdown Moment
The day she declared, “I’m done with this forum, I’m out,” basically grabbing the spotlight with a big farewell—only to pop up ten minutes later, dropping hot takes about a possible Tory Lanez vs. Chris Brown showdown. Everyone else collectively eyerolled, like, “So much for retirement, huh?”
• Final Verdict
• Strengths:
• Generates mini soap operas with a single post. She can spin a mundane thread into drama gold by dropping a quick insult or referencing “enemies.”
• Fun as hell if you’re into “will-she-or-won’t-she” dramatic exits. It’s like a telenovela with no final episode.
• Weaknesses:
• The repeated “I’m leaving” shtick gets old. If you never actually bail, your dramatic declarations start to ring hollow.
• Bounces between disclaiming she’s too tired for drama and actively fueling it. Contradictory? Absolutely.
• Win or Crash?
• “Wins” if the measure is “who can keep people guessing about whether they’ll truly leave?” She’s the unstoppable drama queen.
• “Crashes” when the forum collectively shrugs, “Alright, we’ve heard the retirement speech a thousand times,” and stops paying attention.

In short, JoyStick is the forum’s drama addict who loves to spark trouble, flirts with the idea of walking away, and then promptly waltzes back in. She’s the soap-opera star who keeps reappearing every time you think the credits have finally rolled.

Kodak Spice

8h

i felt like i wasted my time reading that

frenchpress

7h

@bMass28