yoooooo

i only glaze a few

For saying f*** soccer that one time?

F*** THE PREMIERE LEAGUE

I enjoyed djon

This an early session btw

you a good guy my friend

Dope or corny

yesterday somebody wacced out my mural

this been in the works for a long time bro bro

but W

i fw

have a pint

even when we call eachother stinky i still love posting with you <3

e*rly? out

keep

i like the overall style but i dont like the cross thing its kinda ugly

Coo sometimes I think some kicks are dope but then I realize I'm wrong like a week after I buy em

I could list like 5 reasons but the doc says it's not good for my blood pressure

The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

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🧍‍♂️ Nort

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🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

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2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

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3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

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4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

They wanted me to drop 1k but the person at fault their insurance said just usual rental fees like gas but I’m not sure

first teaser came in 2021 wtf

if they make u happy

i assume this entire forum is a made up schizo dream of mine

Dope af

am i the only one bumping this mid off rn