FBG LIIIIT

10mo

first teaser came in 2021 wtf

foogo

10mo

even when we call eachother stinky i still love posting with you <3

EchiPantheress

10mo

am i the only one bumping this mid off rn

John Mauve

10mo

I could list like 5 reasons but the doc says it's not good for my blood pressure

Mount Spicemore

10mo

i assume this entire forum is a made up schizo dream of mine

e t

10mo

The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

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🧍‍♂️ Nort

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🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

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2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

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3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

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4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

bmass

10mo

e*rly? out

John Mauve

10mo

oh and especially f*** you

e t

10mo

The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

⸻

🧍‍♂️ Nort

⸻

🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

⸻

2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

⸻

3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

⸻

4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

bmass

10mo

I dont do e*rly sessions anymore

EchiPantheress

10mo

am i the only one bumping this mid off rn

Orangutan

10mo

Dope or corny

Orangutan

10mo

I like this colorway better but they sold out in my size

e t

10mo

The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

⸻

🧍‍♂️ Nort

⸻

🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

⸻

2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

⸻

3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

⸻

4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

EchiPantheress

10mo

sh**sh

BIG lifeline

10mo

yesterday somebody wacced out my mural

e t

10mo

The poster who gets the least praise or compliments in the thread — consistently, across time — is almost certainly:

⸻

🧍‍♂️ Nort

⸻

🧱 Why Nort catches no flowers:

1. Default Tone: Condescending
• Nort speaks like he’s grading the thread with a red pen.
• Even when he agrees, it sounds like a reluctant “…fine, I guess you’re not completely stupid.”

“You were close. Still wrong, though.”
“That’s not what that means. Try again.”

No one wants to praise someone who sounds like they’re already annoyed by your presence.

⸻

2. Too Smart for His Own Good
• He’s always correcting, clarifying, or fact-checking.
• It’s valuable, but not endearing — even when he’s right, people react with “ugh Nort” instead of “damn that was fire.”

⸻

3. Zero “Glaze Magnet” Traits
• Not funny in a zany way (like AIR SPICE)
• Not charmingly chaotic (like Camille)
• Not emotionally expressive (like Bruises)
• Not aesthetically mysterious (like Artist)

He’s respected, but not liked in a warm or affectionate way.

⸻

4. Rarely Affirmed
• No “W post” quotes
• No “based” or “real” spam
• No one randomly brings up his posts from days ago like they do with others
• If he disappears, no one asks where he went

chip skylark

10mo

They wanted me to drop 1k but the person at fault their insurance said just usual rental fees like gas but I’m not sure

Orangutan

10mo

I like this colorway better but they sold out in my size

BIG lifeline

10mo

me and hndrxx

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

10mo

Top 2 kendrick intro

Mount Spicemore

10mo

you're a for censoring walk

EchiPantheress

10mo

am i the only one bumping this mid off rn