e t

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Thread dying so watch this

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ktt is crashing

bmass

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Y lie

bmass

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I think I want to quit the thread man

BM_

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Funny concept. Like you just yell i quit and close the tab all angry

bmass

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I think I want to quit the thread man

BM_

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Funny concept. Like you just yell i quit and close the tab all angry

bmass

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I think I want to quit the thread man

bmass

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does it have to be a yell

BM_

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In your case its probably a sad yelp

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white man tells colored poster to yell and beat his chest

@Patito

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white man tells colored poster to yell and beat his chest

@Patito

bmass

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he said he was blonde earlier….

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idek which one that was

e t

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Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

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🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

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🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

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🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

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❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

BM_

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Im ssssss rank

e t

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Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

⸻

🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

⸻

🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

⸻

🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

⸻

❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

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he had this s***ty avi in B&W