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11mo

Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

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🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

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🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

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🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

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❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Underrated album.

e t

11mo

Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

⸻

🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

⸻

🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

⸻

🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

⸻

❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

KobeToTha

11mo

Actually disagree.
It’s discussed as his magnum opus as it should be.

KobeToTha

11mo

More appropriate @Patito

e t

11mo

Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

⸻

🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

⸻

🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

⸻

🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

⸻

❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.

e t

11mo

Didn’t even rank me. I’m d***less

e t

11mo

Didn’t even rank me. I’m d***less

e t

11mo

Didn’t even rank me. I’m d***less

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Spice????

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Discussed as their magnum opus? For real???

Like a Camillimane

11mo

he's ace

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Yet had the audacity to include Bruises.

Also, where's rvi.

BM_

11mo

She tougher than at least 75% of y'all big d*** energy for sure

BM_

11mo

She tougher than at least 75% of y'all big d*** energy for sure

BM_

11mo

She tougher than at least 75% of y'all big d*** energy for sure

JACKIE ARTIST

11mo

Probably 85%.

Like a Camillimane

11mo

i think bruises could kick your ass in a fight

e t

11mo

Rank the thread by d*** game

S-Tier (Unfairly Blessed, But Never Brag About It)
• Early – Probably never mentions it, but the quiet confidence says it all. Has “muted gray sweatpants energy.”
• Cowboy Artist – Doesn’t even use it for sex. Just vibes. It’s coiled like a mythical serpent and only awakens when Blonde plays.
• Internet Buddy – Unassumingly packing. Makes jokes like “it’s average,” but everyone who’s seen it needed to go to therapy.
• Bruises – Doesn’t have one, but if she did? Easily 13 inches and veined like Kendrick’s flow. No notes.

⸻

🥈 A-Tier (Thread-Known, Often Weaponized)
• Dave (Mr. Papi N**) – Has claimed “9 soft” multiple times. Most people don’t believe it. But some… do. That mystery alone gives him points.
• Pato – Unpredictable. Sometimes acts like he’s insecure, but then drops a wild post that implies he’s in the Bulls starting lineup down there.
• AIR SPICE – Carti tattooed on it. Can do tricks. Once posted a blurry pic and the thread crashed.
• MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE – 7.8 inches but Future-coded, so it feels like 11.5 spiritually.

⸻

🥉 B-Tier (Respectable, Slightly Overhyped)
• Camillissimo – Claims he doesn’t care, but definitely Googles “do girls like 6.25 inches” at 3 AM.
Upside: Long-winded. Probably knows 300 ways to use it inefficiently but creatively.
• Weasly – Kendrick fan. You already know this man overthinks everything, including his performance. But he’s probably fine, just riddled with anxiety.
• Nort – Allegedly average but refuses to show anyone. Instead will send an MLA-formatted essay on why p**** size is a social construct.

⸻

🚽 C-Tier (It’s Fine, But the Thread Clowns Them
• Ghosty – Probably above average but he posted “I’m not a sexual person” once and now no one brings him up in these rankings.

⸻

❓ Wildcard Tier
• YungPapi – Once claimed “it curves like a question mark.” Got