Tell me this ain’t true man
the bulls trainer during the 90s and early 2000s wrote about it in his book :jordanlaff3:
@YungPapi stomach after he’s eaten something crazy

When my first cell split into two

@Prince when he realizes he accidentally enjoyed a jazz album with a white pianist
Artie when they replaced the pope

@early when he learned the girl plays LOL

MJ fans itt when u ask them why he slept with them kids

"He was a child at heart and his bedroom was really big"
Drake texts one kid who has never said anything bad about him "kill that pedophile"
bruises when you bring up indians

when @Prince found out that guy was black and not white and suddenly said his voice was unique and might be good
Judas’ reaction when Jesus arose from the dead three days later

@op when he’s asked not to cause an earthquake while he’s making love to his women

i was gonna do one about purrp and the hinge girl but didn't wanna twist the knife :zucced:
CHRIST
The iron when it sees Echi’s shirt

Wes after planning an album release date

@prince when u ask him why he said Childish gambino isnt black enough

@op when he was asked to drink water before the age of 13

Why did every MJ gif post go platinum
The rag in artists sock drawer when it gets pulled out for the 12th time today