Br00ses

6mo

I feel like sizz is the most open minded poster here

So it would be them

Not as an insult but it would make the most sense

wey

6mo

Ex

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

It does makes sense but something inside me tells me Cutiepie is one ngl

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

It does makes sense but something inside me tells me Cutiepie is one ngl

e t

6mo

We about to find out

wey

6mo

Ai will say patito

Br00ses

6mo

@Tha7osavage recommended me comics but I forgot the names now the post is lost

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

6mo

The antman comic

Br00ses

6mo

@Tha7osavage recommended me comics but I forgot the names now the post is lost

e t

6mo

Wytches

Stankie2

6mo

Every time I listen to Find Your Love by Drake I start kicking my feet and thinking about Nort

e t

6mo

Who Is Most Likely a Furry

#1 CutiePieHole

The strongest case in the dataset. Uses uwu unironically and frequently. “UwU im here 4 u” while describing a cozy blanket setup with mood lamps and the first Pokémon movie is a specific lifestyle. Self-described as feeling herself “turn into a horned up animal” as a positive sensation. The combination of uwu posting, cozy Pokémon movie nights, and animal-adjacent language isn’t conclusive on its own but it paints a picture. The fact that her most used word patterns lean soft and comfort-coded adds to it.

#2 EchiShowgrill

“Happy animal day to my two qtpies” posted with heart eyes about his animals. “I’m so little and quirky <__< uwu” said earnestly. The Hot Topic/werewolf adjacency (“gonna blow half my paycheck at hot topic with Werewolf playing in my airpods”) combined with the uwu self-identification is exactly the cultural pipeline. Echi also admitted: “I went full dog” when talking about his Drake listening era. That’s either a phrase or it’s a phrase.

#3 frenchpress

Has a documented “ironic furry avi” that someone asked him about — he didn’t deny the furry avi, he only questioned whether it was ironic. Separately asked completely seriously: “is a spirit animal the same thing as a fursona.” That question has no reason to exist in a music forum unless someone is doing personal research. His own stated position: “There’s something about being a furry that makes me physically gag and uncomfortable.” Which is exactly what a furry who isn’t ready to admit it says.

#4 Sizzy

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE ranked the top furries in the thread independently and put Sizzy at #2 (after Kodak). Sizzy references wolves repeatedly in non-music contexts. The “ktt poster without a therapist is like a wild animal with a machine gun” framing — she went for animal metaphor unprompted. Low evidence individually but the thread’s internal consensus carries weight.

#5 Kodak Spice

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE’s #1 pick: “Let’s rank the top 3 guys to be actual furries itt — Kodak, Sizzy, Wesley.” Kodak said “uwu” in response to being challenged on her orientation — specifically “what are you gonna do, cower in the corner and say uwu?” — and this was received as a known Kodak move, not a surprise. The thread treats her furry potential as established lore.

Dark horse: bmass

Said “UwU” while discussing Britney Spears and called a female celebrity “furry” as a compliment (“furry — she’s very gorgeous to me”). The Britney UwU is deeply unexplained.

e t

6mo

Who Is Most Likely a Furry

#1 CutiePieHole

The strongest case in the dataset. Uses uwu unironically and frequently. “UwU im here 4 u” while describing a cozy blanket setup with mood lamps and the first Pokémon movie is a specific lifestyle. Self-described as feeling herself “turn into a horned up animal” as a positive sensation. The combination of uwu posting, cozy Pokémon movie nights, and animal-adjacent language isn’t conclusive on its own but it paints a picture. The fact that her most used word patterns lean soft and comfort-coded adds to it.

#2 EchiShowgrill

“Happy animal day to my two qtpies” posted with heart eyes about his animals. “I’m so little and quirky <__< uwu” said earnestly. The Hot Topic/werewolf adjacency (“gonna blow half my paycheck at hot topic with Werewolf playing in my airpods”) combined with the uwu self-identification is exactly the cultural pipeline. Echi also admitted: “I went full dog” when talking about his Drake listening era. That’s either a phrase or it’s a phrase.

#3 frenchpress

Has a documented “ironic furry avi” that someone asked him about — he didn’t deny the furry avi, he only questioned whether it was ironic. Separately asked completely seriously: “is a spirit animal the same thing as a fursona.” That question has no reason to exist in a music forum unless someone is doing personal research. His own stated position: “There’s something about being a furry that makes me physically gag and uncomfortable.” Which is exactly what a furry who isn’t ready to admit it says.

#4 Sizzy

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE ranked the top furries in the thread independently and put Sizzy at #2 (after Kodak). Sizzy references wolves repeatedly in non-music contexts. The “ktt poster without a therapist is like a wild animal with a machine gun” framing — she went for animal metaphor unprompted. Low evidence individually but the thread’s internal consensus carries weight.

#5 Kodak Spice

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE’s #1 pick: “Let’s rank the top 3 guys to be actual furries itt — Kodak, Sizzy, Wesley.” Kodak said “uwu” in response to being challenged on her orientation — specifically “what are you gonna do, cower in the corner and say uwu?” — and this was received as a known Kodak move, not a surprise. The thread treats her furry potential as established lore.

Dark horse: bmass

Said “UwU” while discussing Britney Spears and called a female celebrity “furry” as a compliment (“furry — she’s very gorgeous to me”). The Britney UwU is deeply unexplained.

e t

6mo

Who Is Most Likely a Furry

#1 CutiePieHole

The strongest case in the dataset. Uses uwu unironically and frequently. “UwU im here 4 u” while describing a cozy blanket setup with mood lamps and the first Pokémon movie is a specific lifestyle. Self-described as feeling herself “turn into a horned up animal” as a positive sensation. The combination of uwu posting, cozy Pokémon movie nights, and animal-adjacent language isn’t conclusive on its own but it paints a picture. The fact that her most used word patterns lean soft and comfort-coded adds to it.

#2 EchiShowgrill

“Happy animal day to my two qtpies” posted with heart eyes about his animals. “I’m so little and quirky <__< uwu” said earnestly. The Hot Topic/werewolf adjacency (“gonna blow half my paycheck at hot topic with Werewolf playing in my airpods”) combined with the uwu self-identification is exactly the cultural pipeline. Echi also admitted: “I went full dog” when talking about his Drake listening era. That’s either a phrase or it’s a phrase.

#3 frenchpress

Has a documented “ironic furry avi” that someone asked him about — he didn’t deny the furry avi, he only questioned whether it was ironic. Separately asked completely seriously: “is a spirit animal the same thing as a fursona.” That question has no reason to exist in a music forum unless someone is doing personal research. His own stated position: “There’s something about being a furry that makes me physically gag and uncomfortable.” Which is exactly what a furry who isn’t ready to admit it says.

#4 Sizzy

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE ranked the top furries in the thread independently and put Sizzy at #2 (after Kodak). Sizzy references wolves repeatedly in non-music contexts. The “ktt poster without a therapist is like a wild animal with a machine gun” framing — she went for animal metaphor unprompted. Low evidence individually but the thread’s internal consensus carries weight.

#5 Kodak Spice

MIXTAPEHNDRXXFREE’s #1 pick: “Let’s rank the top 3 guys to be actual furries itt — Kodak, Sizzy, Wesley.” Kodak said “uwu” in response to being challenged on her orientation — specifically “what are you gonna do, cower in the corner and say uwu?” — and this was received as a known Kodak move, not a surprise. The thread treats her furry potential as established lore.

Dark horse: bmass

Said “UwU” while discussing Britney Spears and called a female celebrity “furry” as a compliment (“furry — she’s very gorgeous to me”). The Britney UwU is deeply unexplained.

wey

6mo

Not only did I not say uwu

I was talking to someone called uwu Britney Spears and said a normal person was good looking

Ai is crazy

Nort

6mo

what would be ur fursona?