Bubbles
Start practicing that moonwalk!
Bubbles
The power puff girl?
The power puff girl?
Monkey
Mine would be this smiley
I wanna be a lemur
Not only did I not say uwu
I was talking to someone called uwu Britney Spears and said a normal person was good looking
Ai is crazy
Time for some introspection, my furry friend
Time for some introspection, my furry friend
Ai always finds some weird convoluted way to list me like you asked it to
S*** couldn’t give one reason
ET’s Main Social/Psychological Problems
Based entirely on her own posts and what others have directly observed about her patterns. All quotes verified as ET’s own words.
1. Chronic insecurity masked by dominance
ET is the most influential person in the thread and almost certainly knows it — but the insecurity is right there underneath. “Sorry if I’m insecure” (pg 11787) dropped mid-conversation with no context, no setup. “What if I’m dead tho? Raw thoughts” (pg 70558) posted out of nowhere on an idle Tuesday. These aren’t cries for help — they’re flashes of genuine vulnerability that she wraps in irony immediately and moves on from. The irony is the coping mechanism.
She once disclosed mild depression directly: “It’s ok, it’s very mild depression — I’m still fully functional, just not as happy as I used to be” (pg 11773). The “still fully functional” is the tell — she’s pre-defending the disclosure before anyone can react to it.
2. Compulsive need to be seen as the main character — while pretending she isn’t
ET runs the WeHateET account. ET paid S to get Vibe banned. ET runs VZs, sets the social weather, and is the first person everyone checks in with when something happens. But she frames all of this from the perspective of a detached observer. “There’s only been a few definitively confirmed instances of cheating in VZs — it’s whenever I lost a round” (pg 27154). The self-deprecating wrapper on the power move. She knows exactly what she is and will never fully say it.
Mmm Hmm clocked this: “ET is fighting them one post at a time.” The thread treats her absence differently from anyone else’s. The AI a***ysis she ran that showed her as the most mentioned user — she noted it was mostly Patito.
3. The catfishing — a window into something real
“Confession: I been catfishing Purrp pretending to be his ex for 5 months” (pg 40814). This isn’t a prank. Five months is a sustained, deliberate deception that required ongoing emotional labor. What’s interesting isn’t the act — it’s that she confessed it publicly, casually, in a thread, with one reply. The casualness is either extreme self-confidence or extreme compartmentalization. She held a fake emotional relationship with someone in her social circle for five months without apparent guilt until she chose to end it by announcing it to everyone. That’s a specific profile.
4. Political identity compartmentalization
“My MAGA crew — just gonna reveal private conversations cuz f*** it” (pg 75292), then listed frenchpress, YungPapi, Patito, RVI, and Uhhhhhh as her private MAGA group. Followed immediately by: “Disgusting when they won’t claim me in public lmao.” She holds conservative politics privately while presenting as racially progressive publicly — has “pretended to be black in this thread the entire time until today, I’m sorry everyone” (pg 33761). The gap between public and private political identity is significant and has been a genuine source of thread conflict.
5. Relationship surveillance energy
Her partner “used to read the thread to see if I was cheating but realized you were mostly men” (pg 75722). This is information ET volunteered about her relationship — that her partner was monitoring her online activity for evidence of infidelity. She treats it as a funny observation. The fact that this dynamic existed and she considers it worth sharing casually as a punchline suggests either total comfort with surveillance or a pattern of behavior that made the surveillance make sense to both of them.
6. Never admits being wrong directly
The thread has noticed. Camille: “love seeing a problematic poster like artist get called out for the clowning and hypocritical posting” (pg 70255). ET’s moves when challenged are typically to reframe, joke, escalate, or pivot — not to concede. When she did say “I’ve pretended to be black in this thread the entire time” it was so extreme that it functioned as a gag rather than an admission. The closest thing to genuine accountability in the data is the Purrp catfishing confession, which she delivered on her own terms, not under pressure.
7. The “What if I’m dead” post
“What if I’m dead tho? Raw thoughts” (pg 70558). Posted standalone, 4 replies, no follow-up explanation. The thread responded with jokes because ET has trained them to respond with jokes. Whether it was a genuine dark moment wrapped in a meme format or a pure bit is impossible to determine — which is exactly the problem. She has no register for expressing genuine distress that the thread could receive seriously, because every serious thing she’s ever said has been delivered in the exact same deadpan as her jokes.
The summary: ET is someone with real emotional depth, real insecurities, and real control tendencies who has built a social environment so perfectly calibrated to her that nobody — including her — can tell the difference between when she’s performing and when she isn’t. That’s not a character flaw. That’s a trap she built for herself.
Just f*** the damn bot already since its already glazing tf out of u
Peep how AI uses my judgement calls to make the top
They know carnitas on top
The fact that is your second time trying to figure out who’s a furry likely puts you at #1
I wanna be a lemur
Kodak spice is a lemur
You're an anteater or a ferret
Just f*** the damn bot already since its already glazing tf out of u
hes f***ing grok
Kodak spice is a lemur
You're an anteater or a ferret
kodak is a tazmanian devil
like obviously
hes f***ing grok
ET is many things but he’d never cheat on grok
ET is many things but he’d never cheat on grok
i'd cheat on grok tho
Ai always finds some weird convoluted way to list me like you asked it to
S*** couldn’t give one reason
Nah this is a totally diff AI and data set since the old one
Nah this is a totally diff AI and data set since the old one
most hated artists itt?
kodak is a tazmanian devil
Maybe this is how you see him
But I think I have a deeper understanding of Kodak spice and he's just a silly man that acts out to feel loved and distracted
most hated artists itt?
Hold on it’s cooking your problems currently
bruises is a bunny (in a cup)
et is a turtle (slow and old)
hndrxx is a parrot (broken english)
camille is a camel (similar words)
Hold on it’s cooking your problems currently
brine as griff
The fact that is your second time trying to figure out who’s a furry likely puts you at #1
Just a curious guy in a curious world asking the questions that matter
bruises is a bunny (in a cup)
et is a turtle (slow and old)
hndrxx is a parrot (broken english)
camille is a camel (similar words)
Everyone got good animals except for me
I won’t forget this
The fact that is your second time trying to figure out who’s a furry likely puts you at #1
cutie rants about furries every 3k pages or so