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man i was so focused on my ex i forgot about my wife

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Contestants entering the arena:

• Drake (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Kendrick (Base Speed: 12 HD/min)
• Cole (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Ye (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Carti (Base Speed: 12 HD/min)
• Uzi (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)

Let the eating begin!

=== Round 1 ===
Drake ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 8 )
Kendrick ate 14 hot dogs! (Total: 14 )
Cole ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 6 )
Ye ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 9 )
Carti ate 13 hot dogs! (Total: 13 )
Uzi ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 7 )

=== Round 2 ===
Drake ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )
Kendrick ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 23 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 11 )
Ye ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )
Carti ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Uzi ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )

=== Round 3 ===
Drake ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Kendrick ate 10 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Cole ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 18 )
Ye ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Carti ate 10 hot dogs! (Total: 32 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 20 )

=== Round 4 ===
Drake ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 28 )
Kendrick ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 40 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 23 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 27 )
Carti ate 11 hot dogs! (Total: 43 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 25 )

=== Round 5 ===
Drake ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Kendrick ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 47 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 28 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 32 )
Carti ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 52 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 30 )

=== Round 6 ===
Drake ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 37 )
Kendrick ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 53 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 37 )
Carti ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 60 )
Uzi ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 34 )

=== Round 7 ===
Drake ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 41 )
Kendrick ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 59 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 38 )
Ye ate 3 hot dogs! (Total: 40 )
Carti ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 67 )
Uzi ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 38 )

=== FINAL RESULTS ===
Drake : 41 hot dogs
Kendrick : 59 hot dogs
Cole : 38 hot dogs
Ye : 40 hot dogs
Carti : 67 hot dogs
Uzi : 38 hot dogs

WINNER: Carti with 67 hot dogs!

--- BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT ---

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE DOWN TO THE WIRE! TEN SECONDS REMAIN ON THE CLOCK AT THE SESI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND MY HEART IS BEATING FASTER THAN A BLENDER ON HIGH!"

"Look at the table! It’s a massacre of meat and buns! Cole and Uzi are locked in a stalemate at 38, they’ve hit the wall, folks! They’re looking for a miracle, but the mustard isn't flowing their way tonight!"

"FIVE SECONDS! YE IS PUSHING HARD, HE’S AT 40, HE’S TRYING TO RELATE TO THE BUNS, BUT HE’S RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DRAKE IS SITTING AT 41, HE’S LOOKING FOR A COMEBACK, BUT HE’S JUST TOO SLOW ON THE SWALLOW!"

"Kendrick! Oh, my goodness, Kendrick is a machine! He’s sitting pretty at 59, he’s got the rhythm, he’s got the flow, but is it enough to catch the King of Vampires?!"

"THREE! TWO! ONE!"

"CARTI! CARTI IS ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! HE’S NOT JUST EATING, HE’S VAMPIRIZING THESE FRANKS! HE’S AT 66... HE’S GOING FOR THE FINAL BITE... HE’S GOT IT DOWN! THE WHISTLE BLOWS!"

"IT’S OVER! IT’S ALL OVER! STOP THE CLOCK! STOP THE GRILL!"

"The judges are scrambling, the napkins are flying like confetti, and the final tally is in! Cole and Uzi finish with 38, Ye holds steady at 40, Drake finishes with 41, and Kendrick—the lyrical genius of the glizzy—finishes with a staggering 59!"

"BUT LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD! HE CAME, HE SAW, HE CONQUERED! WITH A MIND-BLOWING, STOMACH-STRETCHING 67 HOT DOGS, THE NEW SESI WORLD CHAMPION IS NONE OTHER THAN CARTI!"

"HE’S STANDING ON THE TABLE! HE’S COVERED IN KETCHUP! HE’S THE KING OF THE BUN! HE’S THE SULTAN OF SAUSAGE! CARTI HAS OFFICIALLY TURNED THIS COMPETITION INTO A WHOLE LOTTA RED... AND A WHOLE LOTTA MUSTARD! WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A LEGEND! SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A NAP AND A GALLON OF ANTACIDS!"

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Grok 250 Banned

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whos wifey

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WINNER: Carti with 67 hot dogs!

Mount Spicemore

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asian

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learnt from @frenchpress and @yungpapi

Like a Camillimane

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just doesn't feel like a kodak avi... im not sure

Like a Camillimane

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just doesn't feel like a kodak avi... im not sure

Mount Spicemore

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ohhh u think it should be ava's rack?

Mount Spicemore

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ohhh u think it should be ava's rack?

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yeah because u need to look at her b**** not her face

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why he was banned

he was funny on iceman thread weeks ago

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Rick ross rack @KodakSpice

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WINNER: Carti with 67 hot dogs!

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This ape in response to a Jay z post oh

Like a Camillimane

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just doesn't feel like a kodak avi... im not sure