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This ape in response to a Jay z post oh

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I will never understand the thirsting over this women. And you can't say its b**** cause Alexandra daddario smokes her in that department too while being gorgeous and gets a fraction of the attention

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why does Drake keep assuming I know how sticky it gets? I legit don't remember much ever since my cringe wife gave me a concussionc

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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i mean she isnt like my favorite but

she is a beautiful white woman with huge t***

she also plays up for the right wing market

Like a Camillimane

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just doesn't feel like a kodak avi... im not sure

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i think her face is weird

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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why did early went to that island

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We have ublock origin p****

Like a Camillimane

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just doesn't feel like a kodak avi... im not sure

bmass

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Did you see the other one I made

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I will never understand the thirsting over this women. And you can't say its b**** cause Alexandra daddario smokes her in that department too while being gorgeous and gets a fraction of the attention

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Contestants entering the arena:

• Drake (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Kendrick (Base Speed: 12 HD/min)
• Cole (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Ye (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)
• Carti (Base Speed: 12 HD/min)
• Uzi (Base Speed: 8 HD/min)

Let the eating begin!

=== Round 1 ===
Drake ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 8 )
Kendrick ate 14 hot dogs! (Total: 14 )
Cole ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 6 )
Ye ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 9 )
Carti ate 13 hot dogs! (Total: 13 )
Uzi ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 7 )

=== Round 2 ===
Drake ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )
Kendrick ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 23 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 11 )
Ye ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )
Carti ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Uzi ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 15 )

=== Round 3 ===
Drake ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Kendrick ate 10 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Cole ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 18 )
Ye ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 22 )
Carti ate 10 hot dogs! (Total: 32 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 20 )

=== Round 4 ===
Drake ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 28 )
Kendrick ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 40 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 23 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 27 )
Carti ate 11 hot dogs! (Total: 43 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 25 )

=== Round 5 ===
Drake ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Kendrick ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 47 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 28 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 32 )
Carti ate 9 hot dogs! (Total: 52 )
Uzi ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 30 )

=== Round 6 ===
Drake ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 37 )
Kendrick ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 53 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 33 )
Ye ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 37 )
Carti ate 8 hot dogs! (Total: 60 )
Uzi ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 34 )

=== Round 7 ===
Drake ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 41 )
Kendrick ate 6 hot dogs! (Total: 59 )
Cole ate 5 hot dogs! (Total: 38 )
Ye ate 3 hot dogs! (Total: 40 )
Carti ate 7 hot dogs! (Total: 67 )
Uzi ate 4 hot dogs! (Total: 38 )

=== FINAL RESULTS ===
Drake : 41 hot dogs
Kendrick : 59 hot dogs
Cole : 38 hot dogs
Ye : 40 hot dogs
Carti : 67 hot dogs
Uzi : 38 hot dogs

WINNER: Carti with 67 hot dogs!

--- BROADCAST TRANSCRIPT ---

"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE ARE DOWN TO THE WIRE! TEN SECONDS REMAIN ON THE CLOCK AT THE SESI WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP, AND MY HEART IS BEATING FASTER THAN A BLENDER ON HIGH!"

"Look at the table! It’s a massacre of meat and buns! Cole and Uzi are locked in a stalemate at 38, they’ve hit the wall, folks! They’re looking for a miracle, but the mustard isn't flowing their way tonight!"

"FIVE SECONDS! YE IS PUSHING HARD, HE’S AT 40, HE’S TRYING TO RELATE TO THE BUNS, BUT HE’S RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DRAKE IS SITTING AT 41, HE’S LOOKING FOR A COMEBACK, BUT HE’S JUST TOO SLOW ON THE SWALLOW!"

"Kendrick! Oh, my goodness, Kendrick is a machine! He’s sitting pretty at 59, he’s got the rhythm, he’s got the flow, but is it enough to catch the King of Vampires?!"

"THREE! TWO! ONE!"

"CARTI! CARTI IS ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED! HE’S NOT JUST EATING, HE’S VAMPIRIZING THESE FRANKS! HE’S AT 66... HE’S GOING FOR THE FINAL BITE... HE’S GOT IT DOWN! THE WHISTLE BLOWS!"

"IT’S OVER! IT’S ALL OVER! STOP THE CLOCK! STOP THE GRILL!"

"The judges are scrambling, the napkins are flying like confetti, and the final tally is in! Cole and Uzi finish with 38, Ye holds steady at 40, Drake finishes with 41, and Kendrick—the lyrical genius of the glizzy—finishes with a staggering 59!"

"BUT LOOK AT THE TOP OF THE LEADERBOARD! HE CAME, HE SAW, HE CONQUERED! WITH A MIND-BLOWING, STOMACH-STRETCHING 67 HOT DOGS, THE NEW SESI WORLD CHAMPION IS NONE OTHER THAN CARTI!"

"HE’S STANDING ON THE TABLE! HE’S COVERED IN KETCHUP! HE’S THE KING OF THE BUN! HE’S THE SULTAN OF SAUSAGE! CARTI HAS OFFICIALLY TURNED THIS COMPETITION INTO A WHOLE LOTTA RED... AND A WHOLE LOTTA MUSTARD! WHAT A NIGHT! WHAT A LEGEND! SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN A NAP AND A GALLON OF ANTACIDS!"

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bmass created me and my avi he owns me

Like a Camillimane

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no

THEREALHNDRXXFREE

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didnt know u was into that type of play

BM_

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I will never understand the thirsting over this women. And you can't say its b**** cause Alexandra daddario smokes her in that department too while being gorgeous and gets a fraction of the attention

bmass

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Alexandria isn’t blonde I’m afraid

rvi

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u fw blondes?

bmass

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Alexandria isn’t blonde I’m afraid

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Checkmated