Nort 💫·1 reply
e tI got measured for a suit recently and told the guy it was too tight in the crotch and he gave me a suspicious look
What did he mean by that, it still haunts me
he thinks you were tryna get him to measure your crotch again like some pervert
Tuneouti signed up to be a volunteer for medical students. and it was really cold, so when this guy whipped out my wiener, i thought id let everyone in the room know, its cold and its not normally shrivelled like his.
but he gave me a suspicious look
What did he mean by that, it still haunts me
- Tuneout 🎨·1 replyNort
he thinks you were tryna get him to measure your crotch again like some pervert
best answer, yes this must be it
- Nort 💫·1 replyTuneout
best answer, yes this must be it
and then after he measures it a second time you should say “wait try again I was a little hard that time” so he does it again
UncMC 🏦Hello vz, I have free time
KobeToTha 🇩🇴·1 replyMight be the greatest song ever
- Tuneout 🎨·2 repliesNort
and then after he measures it a second time you should say “wait try again I was a little hard that time” so he does it again
ooooh this is a great tactic.
and then u go hard then soft then hard then soft and theyll never be able to get the right measurment
- Nort 💫·1 replyTuneout
ooooh this is a great tactic.
and then u go hard then soft then hard then soft and theyll never be able to get the right measurment
exactly. then we gotta resort to the stretch-the-penis-out method, of which ET is an expert in
·2 repliesTuneoutooooh this is a great tactic.
and then u go hard then soft then hard then soft and theyll never be able to get the right measurment
Can you do that on command?
- KobeToTha 🇩🇴KobeToTha
Might be the greatest song ever
!https://youtu.be/TVY8LoM47xI?is=M7kE4LkupbJYE9SLNah im being so deadass
- Tuneout 🎨Orangutan
Can you do that on command?
oh yeah its like flexing my bicep. i can do it rapid succession
- Tuneout 🎨Nort
exactly. then we gotta resort to the stretch-the-penis-out method, of which ET is an expert in
right, because thats the only way to know its length soft!
·3 repliesOrangutanCan you do that on command?
I remember you telling me that you didn't think hasan was a tankie and I just wanted to let you know I saw a thing where he went to a democrat convention and did a speech in a mao suit and dropped mao quotes so I was right
- Nort 💫·1 replyBruuiisees
I remember you telling me that you didn't think hasan was a tankie and I just wanted to let you know I saw a thing where he went to a democrat convention and did a speech in a mao suit and dropped mao quotes so I was right
what if he just liked the drip
- Tuneout 🎨·1 replyBruuiisees
I remember you telling me that you didn't think hasan was a tankie and I just wanted to let you know I saw a thing where he went to a democrat convention and did a speech in a mao suit and dropped mao quotes so I was right
nort getting pepe the frog banned from fortnite when he was a moderator, then holding a meeting when hasan said pepe the frog was cool and they reverse it
- ·1 replyNort
what if he just liked the drip
The speech was super funny he's very bad at talking and he's like fake yelling during it
- Nort 💫·1 replyTuneout
nort getting pepe the frog banned from fortnite when he was a moderator, then holding a meeting when hasan said pepe the frog was cool and they reverse it
STOP getting the history wrong
Idk how you have the talking job but you're bad at talking
- Nort 💫·1 replyBruuiisees
The speech was super funny he's very bad at talking and he's like fake yelling during it
What was it about
- UncMC 🏦·1 reply
You think hasan would’ve rolled the tanks on Yugoslavia?
- ·1 replyNort
What was it about
Just like general leftist stuff I guess
- Tuneout 🎨·1 replyNort
STOP getting the history wrong
hahaha ok please re tell this one of my fav thread stories
- Nort 💫·1 replyBruuiisees
Just like general leftist stuff I guess
ah yes ofc
- Tuneout 🎨·1 replyUncMC
You think hasan would’ve rolled the tanks on Yugoslavia?
oh yeah, big time
- ·1 replyNort
ah yes ofc
Yeah that is his thing
