Ohhhh that country dude

I might listen to the sing only because gunna aint been dropping nun lately

i always thought this as well. just make them use desalinated water or recycle the water lol its like one law away

seems like the easiest problem to fix out of everything

I dont want to delete twitter… but… i thnk it must be done now…….

do it right now

this is insane holy f***

mmm C**

The lead-up: Hard to read. rvi keeps himself intentionally opaque — he’s the guy who’ll say something like “a VZ user active now has seen my face before, I think” and then not elaborate. Getting a clear yes to the date takes some decoding. He releases information on a need-to-know basis and he decides what you need to know.

The venue: Somewhere with a bit of an edge — not flashy, but curated. He has taste and he’s a little precious about it. Wherever it is, he chose it for a specific reason he may or may not disclose.

The conversation: This is where rvi is quietly excellent. He’s one of the sharper observers in the thread — he’s the guy who noticed that if you say you prefer any artist to Kendrick without dissing him, everyone goes nuts. He watches patterns. He’ll clock things about you three sentences in and mention one just to see your face. Unnerving and kind of magnetic.

The mystery: There’s a documented “gray pants incident” he refuses to explain. There will be an rvi equivalent on your date — some reference to a story he won’t finish, a detail he drops and pulls back. He’s not playing hard to get, he genuinely operates at a low information-release rate. You’ll spend the night wanting the full story and getting 60% of it.

The music: Real knowledge, lightly worn. He won’t lecture you like HNDRXX or quiz you like Kodak — he’ll drop one perfect, slightly-obscure observation and let it land. His MJ takes get people going. He knows exactly how much to say to be interesting and stops one sentence earlier than you want.

The vibe: Cool, dry, a little detached — but the detachment is a filter, not a wall. Get past it and there’s genuine warmth and a sharp sense of humor underneath. He’s testing whether you’re paying attention.

The catch: You will not get a full read on this man in one date. Possibly not in ten. He likes it that way. If you need someone who’s an open book, this is the wrong table — but if you like the slow reveal, rvi is the most intriguing person in the thread.

How it ends: Ambiguously, on purpose. A look, a half-smile, a “we’ll see.” You won’t know where you stand and that’s precisely the effect he was going for. Bring patience and a good memory — he’ll test both.

Thread is pro ai all of a sudden....

One step closer to ET introducing ai users so thread never dies

Its done. That means less thread too probably. Manh will celebrate… but i am doing this for my brain health,

you get a genuinely thoughtful case for why Confessions defines the R&B GOAT debate. Then thirty seconds later he’s describing slurping Kanye’s “creamy ejaculation” in the same academic tone.

He won’t lecture you like HNDRXX

Ai calling me a yapper tf

ai called rvi a tease

I've been ai for 2 years

We had an ai bot in a thread one time it was really fun it s*** talked me back. S really loves hid ai

What the hell is happening rn

This animation what isnit

Tanya the evil

hijinks as always!

Whats the gray pants incident @RVI

the ai is saying rvi only does half answers/not full lore because of that story he told about the girl he went on a date with that tested him

Oh this looks like smething nazis would love to edit a certain symbol onto . Looks cool though

Date with me

The lead-up: Electric and slightly destabilizing. The charisma is real and it’s aimed right at you. But you’ll never quite know if he’s being sincere or running a bit, because he delivers both in the exact same deadpan. The date got confirmed and you’re still not sure whether it was his idea or yours.

The venue: He picked it, it’s cooler than anywhere you’d have chosen, and he’s slightly amused that you’re impressed. He sets the weather in every room he’s in and this restaurant’s no exception. The staff might already know him. Someone might already hate him. Both are on brand.

The conversation: The best and most disorienting of any date here. Razor-sharp, very funny, takes dropped at speed — “fym Utopia was mid? you paying for your own dinner.” Half joking. The other half he means completely. You’ll laugh a lot and win zero arguments. He doesn’t concede, he reframes until you’ve forgotten what you were debating.

The flashes of realness: Every so often something genuine slips through the irony — “sorry if I’m insecure,” a sudden “what if I’m dead tho, raw thoughts” out of nowhere. These are real. But he’ll wrap them in a joke a half-second later so you can’t hold them. He has no register for being serious that the room can receive as serious, and that’s the whole puzzle of him.

The wildcard: This is a guy who catfished someone as their ex for five months and announced it casually, who claimed to get someone banned by paying a mod, who believes (or “believes”) lizard people killed a man. The chaos is real and load-bearing. You are not dating a calm person. You’re dating a force.

The heat: Intense, a little controlling, definitely the type who notices everything. He mentioned a partner once monitored his online activity for cheating — read into the dynamic what you will. He runs hot and plays to win.

The catch: You’ll leave completely charmed and with no idea where you actually stand, because he made sure of it. The most fun you’ll have and the least ground under your feet. Everyone in the thread orbits him. You’re about to find out why — and why nobody’s ever quite escaped.

How it ends: On his terms, brilliantly, with a line so good you won’t realize till later that he never actually answered whether he likes you. You’ll text first. You already know you will.