Absolute winner

just like me fr

Stop by the house for lunch and what do I see? You guessed it- grandma took off her clothes and ate my entire stash of mescaline buttons. Just tripping sack with her retired p**** drooling on my couch.

he the goat fr

Tribe vz souls of mischief

Call @passing_the_time over

I bet you couldnt tell the major labia from the thigh wrinkles

You're sick.

I’d be surprised if someone fr listened to a souls of mischief in 2026 unless they’re from the bay

thanks :)

that means cool right?

That was like $400 worth of peyote

Big if true

Listening to Andre 3k flute album

its goated

Today so dogshit but at least my IEMs look swaggerlicious and everybody on this zoom meeting is about to see them

They're gonna look at my ear and say "That's grown man bidness"

Yup. I can see it now.

What a chad

i like having a really flexible schedule tho i can make it bend to my will

ur emoji subtly hints at users to like ur posts

One dude on here using wired apple buds from the stone age. He's getting budmogged rn. Suck on my big ass meat pooron.

let me tell u it is so much easier to do my job with caffeine

but i will prevail

If I see a person on my work Zoom call wearing IEMs I’m sending an email to HR and telling them he’s a predator

It’s about pride
It’s about power