at the airport i saw a fat woman with a majoras mask tattoo on her hand and the most insane haircut ive ever seen
totally shaved head with just sideburn area being long hair
I kno she was hyped asl for the direct
in china ur not allowed to discuss time travel
thats because its the only way asian ppl look so young for so long and they want to keep it a secret from the west
i love weird looking people when its effortless!
i like weird looking baddies
they ban media portraying time travel
is this true tho or cap
i like weird looking baddies
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i like weird looking baddies
whose your fav weird looking baddy>
a time traveler would be canon. it would make worldwide news
How would anyone know lol. It would only be canon if you announced yourself. And that would be against your best interest cause you’d prly end up chained in a government lab
china be censorific af
time travel heat tho
they rly dont fw it thats wild
i like weird looking baddies
i like mila kunis and cristin milioti for their ginormous eye balls
How would anyone know lol. It would only be canon if you announced yourself. And that would be against your best interest cause you’d prly end up chained in a government lab
bro wouldnt the time machine come with you? otherwise how would u go back?
DONT RUB YOUR P**** UNTIL THAT MUSK IS INFECTING YOU!
time travel heat tho
they rly dont fw it thats wild
in back to the future he damn near smashes his mom
I am headed home. This is good news because ipad + couch is at my home
whose your fav weird looking baddy>
trying to think
in back to the future he damn near smashes his mom
i havent seen it
in LAX i saw a women with all designer bags with the most boxed plastic surgery i ever seen
if you left her in the sun she would melt. if you threw her at a wall she would stick
Wait I got a good one
Me and my buddy were at the ATL airport during a layover
We both went to the bathroom, pissing next to each other at the urinals
Suddenly, a 6 foot 6 inch, 450 pound man slowly struts in.
He's walking with a fancy cane and wearing a bowler hat, gucci sunglasses, fur coat down to the floor, 4 designer bags of differing brands on his shoulders, and 4 more designer scarfs around his neck, also of differing brands.
He walks right over to the urinals, slow and steady, and pisses the most gargantuan stream I've ever heard in my life. He finishes, zips up his pants, then struts out slowly without washing his hands
By this point, me and my homie were long done pissing, but we were still standing at our respective urinals in shock. Just looking at each other with an irl soyface because of the character we just witnessed.
Wait I got a good one
Me and my buddy were at the ATL airport during a layover
We both went to the bathroom, pissing next to each other at the urinals
Suddenly, a 6 foot 6 inch, 450 pound man slowly struts in.
He's walking with a fancy cane and wearing a bowler hat, gucci sunglasses, fur coat down to the floor, 4 designer bags of differing brands on his shoulders, and 4 more designer scarfs around his neck, also of differing brands.
He walks right over to the urinals, slow and steady, and pisses the most gargantuan stream I've ever heard in my life. He finishes, zips up his pants, then struts out slowly without washing his hands
By this point, me and my homie were long done pissing, but we were still standing at our respective urinals in shock. Just looking at each other with an irl soyface because of the character we just witnessed.
you got pissmogged by Kingpin from the spiderman comic books
Wait I got a good one
Me and my buddy were at the ATL airport during a layover
We both went to the bathroom, pissing next to each other at the urinals
Suddenly, a 6 foot 6 inch, 450 pound man slowly struts in.
He's walking with a fancy cane and wearing a bowler hat, gucci sunglasses, fur coat down to the floor, 4 designer bags of differing brands on his shoulders, and 4 more designer scarfs around his neck, also of differing brands.
He walks right over to the urinals, slow and steady, and pisses the most gargantuan stream I've ever heard in my life. He finishes, zips up his pants, then struts out slowly without washing his hands
By this point, me and my homie were long done pissing, but we were still standing at our respective urinals in shock. Just looking at each other with an irl soyface because of the character we just witnessed.
this is crazy
you just watch a pure 2 litre diet soda and burger piss from the widest designer urethra in atlanta.
that is such a priveldge
this is crazy
you just watch a pure 2 litre diet soda and burger piss from the widest designer urethra in atlanta.
that is such a priveldge
i imagined it was lean
i imagined it was lean
could be!
this is crazy
you just watch a pure 2 litre diet soda and burger piss from the widest designer urethra in atlanta.
that is such a priveldge
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